Chapter 1: I could've been BATMAN!!
~Authors Insane Pov~
It was a wonderful sunny day when Kim L/N and Robert Wayne L/n went to the doctor. The reason to find out the gender of the small bundle of joy that was growing inside Mrs.L/n. The doctor was doing the ultra sound and the parents were Ooh and Awing at their child. "Oh looks like you're going to have a baby boy! Congratulations!" The doctor said, meanwhile in heaven God heard this and remembered what the wife prayed for. "That can't be right, I could've sworn that Kim asked for a girl just for her. Hmmm" god said. God narrowed his eyes and looked into the woman's womb and saw that the baby was indeed a girl. But she was just giving the doctor the bird while giggling. "Oh dear, they're going to get quite the surprise with that one." God said as a sweat drop rolled down the side of his face. Meanwhile Robert had already chosen a name for his 'son' as his wife asked. "What do you think about calling him Ollie?" "No" Robert said immediately. "What about Garret?" Kim asked "No" Robert said. "Well what are you going to name him?" Kim asked crossing her arms over her chest and looking sternly at her husband. Robert looked at his wife "we'll call him Bruce Wayne L/n." Robert said in a tone that meant business. "No" his wife said walking away from him. He quickly followed after his wife, continuously saying that their child is going to be named after Batman, while his wife continued to say 'NO'.
~Time Skip to the birth~
"Congratulations! It's a Girl!" The doctor said holding up a baby girl. Robert Wayne nearly fell over in his chair. "But YOU said we were having a BOY!!" He yelled out in shock, while his wife was thanking god for granting her prayer. Kim held her baby girl in her arm happily. "We'll call her Allie L/n. Hello Allie I'm your Mommy!" Kim said cooing and talking to her baby, meanwhile Robert was in the corner of the room sulking. "She was supposed to be my Bruce Wayne. Where's my BatBaby?" Robert said crying a river of tears
Well my Parents that day didn't get Batman instead they got a Catwoman whose Scrappier than a One-Eyed Allie Cat. Free Pun ;)
Advice: Never Trust what the ultrasound or a surgeon that doesn't know anything about babies. And Be Prepared for surprises because sometimes you don't always get what you think you're getting with the birth of your child. I was supposed to be a Boy and ended up a Girl. Life is Unexpected!
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