Love Drunk
by William Reed

After splitting with long time lover, Wilehemina Smith has been arrested for public intoxication. Smith alleged showed up at Kroger's and knocked down two display case of Blu ray DVDs from the latest Star Wars movie which had Caroline Becks's face on them. She then proceeded to the toy aisle after getting a box of Star Wars themed cake mix and a jug of milk which she proceeded to drink from as she knocked Star Wars action figures of Becks's characters onto the ground. No one was alerted of her presence until she attempt to scale a shelf to grab a Wanda Maximoff doll off the top of it which causes the now empty shelve to tip over. It is obvious Smith is still upset about her break up, but why they broke up is still unknown at the moment to us and fans around the world.