Chapter 5: Ink Being a Yandere Bastard
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Ink decided to start stalking Error despite Error's relationship status because yandere. I put it in the tags soooooooo-
Apparently this is "so cute" or whatever to edgy preteens on the internet so-
Ink nearly got ran over by a certain magical school bus but he did not care, for he managed to nab Error's glasses when Salt yeeted them into a trash can at a local Arby's.
He knew he was going to add them to the Error Shrine.
The shrine was a simple creation, made of various items Ink had totally-romantically stolen from the object of his obsession.
And no, do NOT call it a "senpai shrine" because senpai is used to refer to superiors/mentors and isn't actually romantic, and I'm sick of people thinking it is. Seriously, where did that come from? Fetishization??
Ink was preparing to sacrifice a something to it to boost his luck for murdering Salt (a task that would probably be impossible since Lucidia wasn't technically "out" yet so she probably would have some kind of divine protection for now... and also because she was really, really strong). Then, suddenly, he got a call from... who was it?
A fellow member of the cast of Dreamers (his creator's original thing that Ink's gonna be a character in)?
Oh! It was Error!
"Helloooooooo~, Error-"
"Shut the f*ck up, dish*t. I have a restraining order against here. Just calling you to say this: GIVE ME BACK MY GLASSES AND STOP TRYING TO F*CKING DATE ME, I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND."
"..."
Ink hung up and continued to live in denial.
And no, he did not return the glasses.
(I forgot what I had wanted to do with this chapter, I only just suddenly got motivation to finish this one, oof-)
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