(Image is the cover and it belongs to CQ)

(Note: There is a ship in this. It's a crack ship, at least here [though I've kinda started actually shipping it tbh-]. And I can guarantee that no one will be able to guess it, especially since I refuse to tag the character involved)

(and yes, Ink's gonna become a yandere or something, except an absolute meme yandere and not at all scary. Because I'm trying to make him as out of character as possible-)

"Love me."

"No."

"LOVE ME."

"NO.

"LOVE ME!!!"

"I SAID NO!!!"

It was that time again for Ink to harass Error over dating him. Ink was the Panini of the multiverse. How, when he was confirmed by his creator to be aroace? Screw that, this is fanfiction. If he's aroace, he's not shippable, and we can't have that, now can we?

Because why the frick not?

Error decided to give him the middle finger as always before booking it. However, Ink chased him, as the comedic chase music started intensifying in the background.

"YOU CANNOT ESCAPE MY LOVE!!!"

"F*CK YOU, I'M NOT YOUR BOYFRIEND!!!"

Things seemed hopeless until Error found a conveniently-placed Fire Flower (because he was probably in some sort of Mario-themed AU and- don't question the plot convenience/contrivance, dogma'amit!) and gained the ability to throw fireballs at people, which he then used to get Ink to buzz off and also set a house on fire for no particular reason (I mean, he's Error, after all).

He knew he couldn't go on forever like this, though. One day, Ink was gonna kidnap him and lock him in his basement. Though Error would have fun torturing the small children inside, he'd still be stuck in Ink's basement.

He knew he needed to find a stupidly-complicated way to solve this (instead of just getting a restraining order or something).

He needed to fake being in a relationship with someone so that Ink would hopefully give up.

...

But who? Who would agree to such a thing? After all, Error's a destructive manbaby capable of nothing but tantrums and spite. Who'd be able to tolerate him long enough?

He knew none of the Star Sanses were on the table since nobody would believe he'd actually date one of them. Plus, one of them was Ink, and the other two shipped him with Ink because Errink is everywhere and there is no escape.

He had trolled all the Bad Guys by vandalizing their Undertale AU Fanon Wiki pages so they'd probably try to kill him if he were to come by.

Even then, he had to go with someone who's at least believable. After all, Ink knew him well enough to know that he wouldn't get with just anyone. So, he kept pacing around the burning pile of DVDs of the Emoji Movie, thinking.

...

He realized how much hatred he had shown for the entirety of the multiverse at this point.

And how much everyone hated him back.

He decided to search his Windows 98 mind to think of one person in anything who would be willing to do such a thing for any reason.

...and, once a certain memory surfaced in his mind, he knew exactly who to beg for help.

Because at this point, he would do anything just to get Ink to leave him alone.