???: So my attempts to fix the ship were futile. So I went to see if there was an actual civilization on this rock. There is. It's called Crime Rock. A bit on the nose with the name. It's a safe haven for intergalactic criminals that are hiding away from the royalty from other parts of the universe. Along with my lady. Anyway i'm going to see if they have anyone who'll fix my ship so I can leave when I next head into the city. Also I changed my outfit into a more street punk style so I fit into the society of Crime Rock. My royal attendant uniform wasn't something a criminal would wear-undercover or not apparently. But before I leave I might as well tell you that while i'm a royal attendant I tend to also work as one of my lady's personal knights. But i'm only deployed when the situation gets too serious for the others to work on their own. Which is why I have this *pulls out a real-ass goddamn spear*. *chuckles sinisterly*. *puts away the spear*. Anyway let's see if I can threaten anyone with my spear and you know get someone to fix my ship and get me the fuck out of here. Anyway i'll see you in a few.

*recording pauses*

*an hour later*

*recording starts*

???: I got someone to fix my ship. They're one of my old targets. I loved chasing them down after they broke into *static*'s room and tried to steal his most valuable object. I scared them straight. Well not straight but you know what I mean. I might actually be able to go home. Yes. I cannot wait to see everyone again. Well *static* can go fuck himself but hey I wouldn't say that out loud in front of him. Because of my lady's son. Who as i've said is in love with the prick. But hey not gonna argue with my friend's taste. Yet. Anyway i'm gonna wait for my mechanic to get here so that I can get out of here.