???: So it's been awhile. Nobody's made any reports back to me so i'm pretty sure i'm stuck here unless I can get this stupid ship working again. *picks up a book* So i'll need the owner's manual. *yeets the book* I grew up in a forest and I found countless ruins of spaceships I think I know what i'm doing.

*a few minutes later*

???: Well that didn't work. At all. I'm pretty sure I destroyed the engine. But the weapons are functioning again. But why does a supply ship need weapons? Whatever. Anyway plus side: I-accidentally-killed the thugs that were tormenting me. *giggles* So now I can work on the ship in peace. *picks up owner's manual* But I will need this. Fuck you *static* for saying "Do things by the book". Sometimes I actually wish you were here. As I said earlier *static* is *static*'s boyfriend but fun fact: I never liked him. He was a smart-ass and-if he's alive-I'm pretty sure he still is. Well I better get to fixing my ship or i'll be stuck here forever.