Dump 1: Let me Eat You

"Here!" Blue's voice called. He was much closer than Error. "How did you get stuck?"

Ink glanced at what little of himself he could see. "Uh...portal trouble."

Blue peered around the corner.

"Yeah..." Ink sighed. "Not entirely sure how I managed it, but at least it's not a flower."

Blue snickered. "Error, I found him!"

Error, upon seeing Ink, laughed and said, "W3ll, 7h15 15 4n 1mpr0v3m3n7."

"Shut up and get me out of here," Ink grumbled.

Dump 2: Sleeping Beauty and the Demons

"1 c4n'7 b3l13v3 1 4c7u4lly kn0w wh47'5 901n9 0n," Error muttered. "1 c4n'7 pr0n0unc3 7h31r n4m3, bu7 7h353 7h1n95 b451c4lly 347 9uy5 4f73r 93771n9 7h3m 70 k155 7h3m l1k3 50m3 w31rd v4mp1r35."

"I have an intolerance to being eaten," Blue said.

"HA!" Nightmare shouted triumphantly, pointing at one of the demons. "JOKE'S ON YOU, BITCHES; I'M GAY!"

Dump 3: Bob Cross and the Stem Cell Nightmare

"Yeah; I'm ready to play some video games. Is Mario Kart still in?"

Chara floated over to the TV stand, where their Switch and PS4 rested peacefully. "Think so," he said. "Man, I love being a poltergeist."

Cross rolled his eye lights. "You're not even dead," Cross reminded him. "Anyway, chocolate for snack?"

"What about dinner?" Chara reminded him. Cross groaned. "Ugh. This is why I told you we should just move in with Blue; he cooks actual food."

"No! That's gay!"

"I'm gay. So are you. Your point?"

Chara huffed. "Well- I-"

"You don't have dignity," Cross stated.

Chara sighed. "Okay, okay. Fine. But this sounds exactly like the setup of some stupid college fan fiction."

I've adopted 6 things and sort of adopted a seventh based on a comment from another book so...

3 is pretty close to half of 7, isn't it?