Harry: ...So apparently I have a 'saving people problem.'

Percy: You don't say?

Harry: I don't get it. How is that a problem? I mean, saving people is a good thing, isn't it?

Percy: I know right? 'You're fatal flaw is loyalty, Percy.'

Harry: 'You're going to get yourself into more trouble than you can handle, Mr. Potter.'

Percy: 'You'd jump off a bridge if all of your friends did, wouldn't you?'

Harry: 'You'd fly a giant goat bird into the castle to save an innocent, wouldn't you?'

Percy and Harry: 'Stop being a hero, kid! You're going to get yourself killed!'

Magnus: *popping out from nowhere* 100% Accurate! Can confirm! Being a hero gets you killed!

Magnus: *vanishing back into whatever mist he came from* Stay alive, guys!

Annabeth: Oh my gods are you hearing this?

Ginny: *Recording it on her muggle device* You bet I am.

Annabeth: *jealous and sarcastic* Oh, sure. You wizards with your magic get phones, and what do us demigods get? Rainbows and holographic scrolls.

Ginny: *Lowering her phone* Wait, why don't you have phones?

Annabeth: *Lectures Ginny about how demigods using technology sends up a weird signal for monsters that says there's free food*

Ginny: *Regrets everything and is still recording Harry and Percy being bros*

Percy: *spots something*

Percy: YO JASON! WHATCHA DOIN BRO?!

Jason: *was like a block away* PERCY? WHERE ARE YOU

Harry: Who's that?

Percy: That's my bro Jason! JASON, GET YOUR BLONDE SUPERMAN BUTT OVER HERE!

Jason: *fLiEs In LiKe ThE sOn Of JuPiTeR hE iS* WHERE'VE YOU BEEN, MAN?

Jason + Percy: *Bro hug intensifies*

Harry: dId YoU jUsT fLy WiThOuT a BrOoMsTiCk WtF

Annabeth: *snickering*

Ginny: Oh lord

Piper: *walking up behind them* ANNABETH

Piper: *takle-hugs* Hey girl!

Annabeth: Piper! How's it going?

Ginny: Who-

Annabeth: This is Piper! She's great!

Piper: Hi!

Ginny:

Ginny: How many of you demigods are there

Piper + Annabeth: Two large summer-camps full.

Ginny: (o_o)

Percy + Jason: Remember that time we made a hurricane and almost killed ourselves? That was fun

Harry: H o w

Jason + Percy: *take turns explaining their parents and what powers that gives them*

Harry: *Feeling very insignificant but dying and surviving has to count for something, right?*

Harry: *oh wait never mind they've had multiple people do that, darn*

Harry: *Saved Hogwa-*

Harry:

Harry: *omg its a giant high school why haven't I thought of that sooner*

Annabeth: *catching up with Piper*

Piper: So actually I'm gonna be with my dad for a while and-

Ginny: *who-*

Ginny: HERMIONE!!

Harry: *hearing her* Did you say Hermione's here?

Percy: Who

Ginny: Yes! And Ron's with her!

Hermione: *explaining some muggle thing to Ron*

Ron: *trying to listen but also not interested*

Ron: Oi! Harry!

Harry: *oh good I'm not alone in this world of non-wizards*

Piper: Uh, hi...?

Ron: *goes right up and gives Harry a side-hug because BFFs FOREVER*

Harry: How've you two been?

The Demigods: *wondering vaguely if Frank, Hazel, and Leo are going to show up*

The Demigods: *also who are these people? Be friendly*

Hermione: *ranting about how she's explained the exact function of a rubber duck over ten times but rOn HeRe still doesn't seem to understand*

Ron: iTs NoT rUbBeR tHoUgH

Ron: wHy Is It CaLlEd A 'rubber duck' iF iTs NoT eVeN rUbBeR

The Demigods: *excuse me wtf-*