A/N: I seem to write a lot of short stories, so let's make a book of them. I take requests too, just nothing too complicated cuz I'm prone to writing long stuff. Also I'm hoping to get pictures for this so :)

(Across the multiverse, three phones buzzed in their owners' pockets. Ink, sitting by a waterfall in Waterfall, took his out.)

Blue: Hi everyone!

???: Who the hell is this's

Dream: Um, Blue? Who all is here?

???: The Star Sanses, Nightmare, and me.

Nightmare: Dust what the hell

Ink: What's going on?

Dust: And the culprit arrives!

Dream: Culprit?

Blue: Ink we have questions.

(Ink was very confused.)

Ink: Um... okay...?

Nightmare: Dust how did you get the Star Sanses numbers and why tf did you add me?

Dream: Blue, are you...

Blue: Yes

Ink: WAIT REALLY?!?

Dust: Don't get any ideas buddy

Ink: Wut

Nightmare: Wtf are you talking about

Blue: So uh...

Blue: Dust and I may have gone through one of your sketchbooks, Ink.

(Realization dawned on the artist.)

Dream: Blue!

Dream: That's his personal property!

Ink: Please tell me you didn't

Dust: Oh, u know which one we're talking about?

Blue: So then can you please explain this?

{Picture of Dream x Nightmare}

(There is a pause.)

Nightmare: WTF

Dream: INK WHAT THE HELL

(Ink was too busy writing his will to respond.)

Blue: Dream I'm like two AUs over and I can here you screeching from here.

Dream: DO YOU BLAME ME

Nightmare: Ink, you should've told me you wanted an early grave.

Blue: Nightmare please don't kill Ink.

Dust: Yeah, Error already staked a claim on Ink's life.

???: I did.

Error: This is why I hack people's phones.

Error: When's the wedding?

Dream: OMG STOP

Nightmare: I'm going to kill all of you.

Nightmare: SLOWLY and PAINFULLY.

Dream: Please hurry...

Nightmare: STFU DREAM

Error: Oooh wanna see ur boyfriend again?

Nightmare: ARE YOU TRYING TO MAKE IT WORSE

Dust: I'm so glad we did this

Blue: I'm having second thoughts.

Dust: I like how Ink isn't trying to defend himself.

Ink: I hate all of you.

Nightmare: You wish you could

Dream: No you don't.

Blue: You can't

Dust: Lmao u don't.

Error: You too squid

(Suddenly, Ink felt his sins crawling on his back.)

"Ink."

"S***."

.

.

.

.

Ink: DREAM TELL YOUR BROTHER TO STOP TRYING TO KILL ME

Dream: What are you talking about?

Dust: Oh that's where the boss went lmao

Blue: ...

Dream: Ink, Nightmare can't be chasing you because I'm currently hiding from him.

Ink: LIES

Error: *Link to YouTube, showing the thumbnail for a video*

{Very angry Nightmare chasing Ink}

Dust: XD

Blue: Lol

Dream: ...

Dream: I have no polite response to that

Ink: DREAM WHY

Error: Anyone want popcorn?

Dust: Please

Dream: Yes please ^^

Blue: Sure!

Ink: SOMEBODY HELP ME

MEANWHILE, IN ANOTHER MULTIVERSE...

Justice Reigns

(Ink felt his phone buzz. It was an unknown number, so he was going to ignore it until his boss responded.)

???: Hello everyone.

Dream: Who is this?

???: Why is Dream here?

???: Wait what

Dream: Nightmare?

???: Blue how did you get our numbers

Ink: How many people are even on here

???: Ink is that you

Blue: Oh, you know. All the important people.

Nightmare: I'm not sure whether I should be flattered or scared that I'm one of the important people.

???: Definitely scared.

???: I agree with Error

(Using context clues, Ink assumes the last unknown number was Cross.)

Dream: Blue would you please explain why you texted all of us at once?

Blue: Glady~

Error: Oh god this can't be good

Blue: It is, I promise ;)

Nightmare: Please never do that again

Cross: You shouldn't have said anything

Blue: ;)

Cross: SEE

Blue: All joking aside, I have something I'd like to share with you all.

Blue: You are all probably familiar with how I like to give everyone in JR a visit.

Ink: AKA breaking in

Dream: You stole something, didn't you?

Blue: Nothing of real value

Blue: Well, Ink might want his sketchbook back but I don't think anyone else cares.

Ink: Uh

Ink: EXCUSE ME

Ink: WHEN WAS THIS

(Ink searched his room and found that, indeed, he was missing one. But not just any sketchbook.)

Ink: Oh hell no

Blue: Oh yes ;)

Nightmare: STOP

Nightmare: STOP DOING THAT

Dream: I'm curious now.

Ink: Don't even think about it

Blue: It's funny how you think you can stop me.

Ink: Don't you dare

Error: Do what?

Cross: Oooh secrets?

Cross: I like secrets!

Ink: SHUT UP

Dream: Ink, what's in that sketchbook that's making you so upset?

Dream: I can sense it from my office.

Nightmare: Okay, fine, I want to know now.

Blue: Well, you heard them Ink.

Ink: No

Blue: But you know what they say...

Ink: Don't

Blue: Curiosity killed the cat~

Ink: BLUE

{Ship art of DS Dream x Nightmare}

(There is a pause in which Ink considers his options on how to escape Dream's wrath)

Cross: Uh

Error: Well Nightmare is dying here on the floor

Cross: He would like to send his anger to the artist

Error: It sounds like he's trying to say "What the actual f***" and "I'm going to f***ing murder you," but he's currently choking on his taco so we can't be certain.

Dream: Ink

Dream: Explain

Ink: No thanks

Ink: I'm good

Ink: I think I'm going to go jump into the void now.

Error: Nightmare's alive

Nightmare: WTF

Nightmare: INK WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM

(Nightmare continued to spam angry messages, a few repeating that he and Dream were brothers.)

Error: Nightmare

Nightmare: WHAT

Error: Look to your left

(Short pause.)

Cross: ERROR I TRUSTED YOU

Nightmare: BOB CROSS GET YOUR MONOCHROME ASS BACK HERE

Cross: NOOTMARE DON'T KILL ME PLZ

Blue: This was a great idea.

Dream: I'm getting a warrant for your death.

Dream: As soon as I have a little chat with Ink

Ink: Can I have that job

Ink: Oh

Ink: Nvm

Error: Lol

Ink: stfu glitchy

Cross: I have one question

Ink: Save it

Cross: Lmao no

Cross: I managed to hide from Nightmare btw

Cross: Is anybody else wondering why Blue decided to show us this?

Blue: Oops, I almost forgot.

(Pause. Ink felt a bead of sweat make its way down his skull.)

Dream: ...Ink.

Ink: I would like to remind you that he stole my personal property

Blue: To be perfectly fair, Ink was a victim as well.

Cross: As well?

Error: And you say you've never personally victimized any of us

Blue: Ahem.

Blue: Dream. Nightmare.

Blue: I wonder what would happen if this picture made its way out into public view?

Nightmare: I hate blackmail

Error: It's a black spot-

Cross: Jack we're not pirates

Error: CROSS

Cross: That's Bob Cross to you

Nightmare: Guys please

Nightmare: This is a serious problem

Dream: For once I agree with you.

Nightmare: What do you mean, for once?

Blue: I'll just, ah, private message you two with the details.

(The sound of his door opening made Ink freeze in his journey to hiding under his bed. He turned.)

"Ink." Dream's voice was dangerously calm. "I believe we need to have a little talk."

{Dream angrily staring down at Ink, who is regretting his life choices}

From that day forward, both artists were scarred for life.