Yes, I am aware that April fools day was yesterday. But I started this yesterday so :p

And yes, I posted this again because I forgot the title. I thought I made one but apparently not. Whoops.

Anyways, I wanted to do something for the day of bullshitting. Saying that you're leaving Amino is ridiculously common so that was a no for me.

So then I thought...What characters do I know how would go all-out for the Day of Idiocy?

I immediately knew the answer.

Enjoy~!

DreamSwap Multiverse

As per usual, Dream was getting many joke resignation forms, declarations of undying love, and of course, Ink was treating the day like Opposite Day. Which meant he was acting rather cheerful and lively.

Just your typical April Fool's day at JR.

Sadly, Dream had to go through the resignation forms, in case there was someone who was seriously resigning or retiring. And, like any other day, there were a few. People never paid the sign 'no joke resignations please' any heed.

As Dream went through the stack of papers, his computer lit up.

Breaking news? On April fools day? It must've been a prank.

The camera was focused on three familiar bodies.

A dark-skinned male with dreadlocks and blue markings under his eyes, an extremely pale boy with white hair and a red scar on his chin, and a tan man with dark hair and a golden moon circlet.

They were each sprawled on the ground, having apparently been shot. Something that looked very much like blood was around each of the 'bullet holes'. The area was surrounded by caution tape and people gawking at the bodies.

"As morning arrives on this gorgeous April day," The reporter began, "The residents of this out-of-the-way town come out of their houses to find three men murdered in the middle of the street. The police have identified them as Nightmare, Cross, and Error; three of JR's most wanted. Witnesses recall hearing three gunshots around 4:10 am, but no one went to look outside."

The reporter went on. She was obviously used to reporting murder cases in person. That, or she was well aware of what day it was and was waiting for the Meme Squad to jump up and show that they were, in fact, alive.

Dream, on the other hand, wanted to laugh.

Nightmare was known for his April Fool's day antics at JR; he usually broke in every year and set up numerous elaborate pranks that would go off throughout the day. Since Cross and Error joined him, they frequently participated.

Nightmare had never faked his own death, but seeing as he managed to convince fidgety Cross and Error to join in his joke, and the fact that they had applied fake blood and bullet wounds very convincingly, and the gunshots, either from a real gun or something else, showed that they'd been planning it.

To someone unfamiliar with their antics, however, it was hard to tell the difference.

The thing that tipped off Dream?

Easy.

He was still alive.

Thanks to his and Nightmare's shared fates, if the man currently 'dead' on the street actually was shot around 4:10 (Which, come to think of it, was another clue that this was an elaborate prank. He saw what they did there), Dream wouldn't be watching this news report.

Sure enough, once the reporter paused and was about to hand her microphone over to one of the investigators, the three boys groaned and slowly sat up.

Several people screamed. One young teen screeched, "ZOMBIES!"

The reported jumped about a foot in the air.

The three 'undead' corpses slowly sat up. Cross looked directly at the camera man, who took a few quick steps back.

The Meme Squad opened their mouths, as if to snarl menacingly.

Then, they said in a very calm way, "Aprils Fools, bitches."

A few people laughed. Most of the people standing with young kids looked offended.

The police looked...well, unsure. Should they laugh? Arrest the idiots? Ask where the gun was?

Nightmare stood and dusted himself off.

"Come on guys," He said, helping his friends up, "We better get out of here before we're arrested for being public nuisances again."

Dream, in his office, was dying of laughter.

Oh, they were definitely going to get in trouble for being public nuisances, like Nightmare said, but damn that was good.

It took all of Cross's willpower not to laugh at their own prank.

Once they got home, however, he collapsed on the couch, his body wracked with uncontrollable laughter. Error quickly joined him.

Nightmare just fell to the floor and wheezed.

April Fool's Day was their favorite holiday; they'd be damned if they missed it.

But this was one of their best ones yet.

"7h15 4b50lu73ly b3475 m4k1n9 1nk 4 D15n3y pr1nc355 f0r 4 d4y," Error cackled.

The other two lapsed into another fit of hysterical giggles.

"I love my life," Cross managed to say between laughs.

"I really, really hope Dream saw that and had a heart attack," Nightmare laughed. "Like, oh fuck he's dead why am I not dead?"

"H3 w0uld'v3 r34l1z3d 7h0u9h," Error said.

"Don't dash my hopes!"

They returned to their giggling.

A good start to a good day.