Hey, so this is a weird way to start a book! Anyway, here's my first dose of fangirl crap, weirder than usual...

Okay, so in dystopian books and movies, everything is terrible. This means there are no tampons or pads. *cries out in agony* So older female characters might be on some dangerous mission with a male character, and all of a sudden, blood completely soaks their pants. *cries out in agony again* This would ruin any chance of having a futuristic relationship with the dystopian guy. All the teenage fangirls would be extremely upset. But periods are a real thing, it's not like they're just gonna disappear in the future! So why aren't they in movies and books? I don't get this crap.