Thee O F F I C A L Chaos Squad™ (+Some memes)

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AND SOME DDLC MEMES CAUSE I CAN-

Yuri: *Sitting in silence thinking about killing a bitch and whether her hair is publicly acceptable or not at the same time*

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Monika: I know I'm hot, but I'm not a full-time hot person. I'm hot when I wanna be. I do freelance hotness.

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Yuri: *slides in on a hoverboard* Every pleasure is a guilty pleasure when you have anxiety!

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Yuri: *Clearly drunk* My confidence when I'm drunk is insane lmao.

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Yuri as The Winter Soldier and Natsuki as The Falcon. (That show is my new favorite show)

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MC: *Hitting on Yuri*

Yuri: You're barking up the wrong lesbian.

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Sayori: Hey could I get some dating advice Natsuki?

Natsuki: Just because I'm dating Yuri doesn't mean I know how the fuck I did it.

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Yuri: I am nobody's bitch.

Yuri: Nobody can control me.

Yuri: I don't give a fuck about anyone.

Natsuki: I'm cold!

Yuri: Do you need a blanket? Some hot tea? Lots of hugs and kisses?

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Monika: Good Morning.

Sayori: Good Morning.

Natsuki: Geez! You sound like robots, 'good morning, good morning' spice it up a little!

Yuri: *busts through the door* hEY FUCKERS! 

Yuri: Beautiful Morning.

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Yuri: *holding up a picture of Natsuki* Hey have you seen Natsuki?

Monika: No, not since last night. Why, is she missing?

Yuri: No I just love her a lot and want everyone to know how beautiful she is.

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Yuri: I relate to Belle because she is quiet and loves books like me.

Natsuki: I relate to Tinkerbell because, like her, I need attention or I will fucking die.

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Monika: Yuri, what did you do?!

Yuri: Nobody died!

Monika: WHAT KIND OF AN AWNSER IS THAT?!

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Natsuki: *Trying to be intimidating* About time you showed up, I've been waiting for you.

Yuri: Oh, hey Natsuki!

Natsuki:....

Natsuki: 'Oh hey Natsuki'?!

Natsuki: I'm lurking in the darkness here, Yuri! At least pretend to be unnerved!

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Natsuki: Pfft, that fucking baka.

Natsuki: *Looks closer and realizes it's Yuri*

Natsuki: *Begins sprinting over to her* Oh shit that's my baka!

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Yuri: If i'm going to date someone, they have some pretty high standards to meet.

Natsuki: Morning Yuri!

Yuri: Shit.

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Natsuki:  YOU MEAN A LOT TO ME!

Yuri: What?

Natsuki: YOU'RE ESSENTIAL TO MY EXISTENCE!

Yuri: Why are you screaming?

Natsuki: I HAVE DIFFICULTY EXPRESSING MYSELF! IT HELPS TO SAY SENTIMENTAL THINGS IN AN AGGRESSIVE TONE!

Yuri: ...

Natsuki: I FUCKING LOVE AND ADMIRE YOU SO MUCH!

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Yuri: Would you date me?

Natsuki: Yuri we're already fucking dating-

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Natsuki: *lowkey having a mental break down* SHE'S SO HOOOOOTT!

Monika: *filming it*

Natsuki: AND FUCKING RESPECTFUL!

Natsuki: HOW CAN SHE BE HOT AND RESPECTFUL!? THERE MSUT BE SOMETHING FUCKING WRONG WITH HER!

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Monika: I don't think Natsuki knows how to responds to compliments.

Yuri: Why do you say that?

Monika: Go compliment her.

Yuri: You made a nice poem Natsuki.

Natsuki: *panicking* H a p p y b i r t h d a y 

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Yuri: *Opens the door to her bedroom*

Natsuki: *Sitting on the bed with sensual music playing in the backround*

Yuri: ...

Yuri: *shuts the door out of not knowing what to do*

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Natsuki: I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT!

Natsuki: MONIKA IS A BITCH-ASS MOTHERFUCKER!