May I present,

A Crak Booc Special....

Yuri's Dark Sense Of Humor!

Yuri: I don't think my humor is that dark.

MC: *Trips and falls face first into the ground*

Yuri: *Maniacal cackling*

Yuri: I now realize my jokes are kind of like food to you Natsuki.

Natsuki: How come?

Yuri: Sometimes you don't get it.

Monika: We can do this, there's safety in numbers y'know!

Yuri: Tell that to 6 million Jews.

Sayori: Yuri, what's dark humor?

Yuri: See that man over there with no hands?

Sayori: Yeah?

Yuri: Go ask him to clap.

Natsuki: Man Yuri your jokes never get old.

Yuri: Just like kids in Africa.

Sayori: Monika! Yuri said that orphans can't play baseball!

Monika: Did she give you a reason why they can't?

Sayori: Yeah, she said they don't know where home is so they can't.

Monika: God Yuri your humor is dark!

Yuri: I know, I'm surprised the cops haven't started to beat it.

Yuri: Even people that are useless can bring a smile to your face!

Yuri: For instance, when you push them down the stairs.

Yuri: Man today was horrible for both me and my friend.

Monika: How?

Yuri: My friend's ex got hit by a bus and I lost my job as a part time bus driver.

Yuri: Sometimes I wish the grass in my backyard was like me.

Yuri: Then it would just cut itself.

Sayori, trying to tell an innocent joke: Hey Yuri! What do you call a dog with no legs?

Yuri: It doesn't matter what you call him he wont come anyway.

Yuri: Ah cremation, my last chance at a smoking hot body.

Sayori, trying to tell a different innocent joke: Why was six afraid of seven?

Yuri: Because seven was a registered six offender.

That is all, thank you and good night everybody!