Monika: So why isn't Yuri here?

Natsuki: She got detention.

Sayori: Wha!? Yuri got detention? 

Natsuki: Yup.

Monika: Why?

Natsuki: Well as you know Yuri has a bloody nose problems and also knows how to roll her eyes to the back of her head.

Monika: Mhm.

Natsuki: Well Yuri and I both sit next to this realy religious kid in class and Yuri felt a bloody nose was coming.

Monika: Okay...

Natsuki: So she tapped the religious kid's shoulder and said 'Hail Satan' right before her bloody nose started, she rolled her eyes to the back of her head and made screeching noises.

Natsuki: I laughed my ass off, the kid had to go home, and that's how Yuri got detention.