Lot's of incorrect quotes incoming-

Yuri: It's okay to be scared Natsuki, everyone is afraid of something.

Natsuki: Even you..?

Yuri: No.

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Sayori and Yuri have burned down a building.

Sayori: In my defense, Monika, I was left unsupervised.

Monika: Wasn't Yuri supposed to be watching you?

Yuri: I was also left unsupervised. 

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Yuri: I'm not tired, I'm not tired, I'll be fine.

Natsuki: But baby, I'll be so lonely without you. Come here and let me curl up in your strong arms so I can feel whole again~

Yuri:

Natsuki:

Yuri: Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns?

Natsuki: I s i t w o r k i n g ?

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Yuri: ARE YOU-

Natsuki: Fucking.

Yuri: KIDDING ME YOU-

Natsuki: Fucking.

Yuri: IDIOT?!

Sayori: What was that?

Natsuki: Monika banned Yuri from cussing so I'm helping her out.

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Monika: L is for the way you look at me.

Yuri: O is for the only one I see.

Natsuki: V is very very extraordinary.

Sayori: Egg.

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Monika: Yuri can't be good at everything right? She's gotta be bad at something, like being a bad kisser.

Natsuki: No she's good at that too.

Monika: Damn..

Monika:

Monika: hOL UP-

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Monika: So who's the more clingy one?

Natsuki sitting in Yuri's lap with her arms wrapped around her planting kisses all over her face every five seconds: Yuri, obviously.

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Yuri: Don't worry, I'm fine.

Monika: You got stabbed Yuri! Your not 'fine'!

Yuri: I've been stabbed before!

Natsuki: You do realize you don't build up an immunity to stab wounds right?

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Yuri whispering: Future wife say what.

Natsuki: What?

Yuri: *Screeching*

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Monika: How's your brother?

Sayori: Dead.

Monika: ..... How's the house?

Sayori: Stolen.

Monika: Y'know sometimes it's hard to talk to you.

 Sayori:

Sayori: Do you have any potatoes? 

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Yuri: Ask me why I love you.

Natsuki: Why do you love me?

Yuri starting up a 200 page power point: I'm glad you asked.

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Yuri: We all have our demons.

Yuri sets her hands on the shoulders of Monika and Sayori, and Rests her head on Natsuki's

Yuri: These are mine.

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Sayori holding a free hug sign.

Monika: I'm not gonna hug her because I want or need it.

Monika: I'm going to hug her because it's free and my mama didn't raise a sucker who passes on a bargain.

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Yuri: On a scale from "damn Daniel" to "fre sha vaca do", how are you feeling?

Natsuki: In between "it's an avocado, thanks" and "how did you defeat Captain America", but as a solid answer I would say "I don't need a degree to be a clothing hanger". How about you, Sayori?

Sayori: Probably "road work ahead".

Monika: I speak many languages, and this is none of them.

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Monika: Why are your tongues purple?

Yuri: We had slushies, I had a blue one.

Natsuki: I had a red one.

Monika:

Monika: Oh.

Monika: OH-

Sayori: You drank each other's slushies?

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Monika: How did none of you hear what I said?

Sayori: I've been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.

Natsuki: I got distracted about half-way through.

Yuri: Ignoring you was a conscious decision. 

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Natsuki is cooking.

Sayori: Is any of that for me?

Natsuki: It's for Yuri, I'm planning on making some bad choices tonight, and I need her on my side.

Monika: I never realized the forethought that went into being a disappointment. 

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Natsuki trying to fill out legal paperwork stuff: Were you guys born AMAB or AFAB?

Sayori: Bold of you to assume I was born at all.

Yuri: I personally was created in a lab.

Monika: I just straight up spawned lol.

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Yuri taps the table.

Natsuki taps back.

Sayori: What are they doing?

Monika: Morse code.

Yuri taps aggressively for a second

Natsuki slams her hands on the table: I AM NOT CUTE!

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Sayori: Things are gonna be difficult but you..

Yuri: Are going to be difficulter.

Sayori: That's the spirit! Be a problem to your problems!

Sayori: A s s e r t y o u r t e r r i t o r y!

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Sayori: I'm so happy I could kiss you!

Monika chuckles nervously: Neat.

Later.

Monika with her face in a desk: I can't believe I said "neat," Yuri. "Neat." Nobody says neat anymore! It's not neat to say neat, but I said it anyway because I'm a huge loser!

Yuri: Hey, don't beat yourself up. Everyone gets nervous sometimes. Remember what happened when Natsuki kissed me?

Monika: Didn't you like, thank her?

Yuri stares blankly into the distance. 

Yuri: ᵢ ₜₕₐₙₖₑ𝒹 ₕₑᵣ...

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Yuri: I just ended a four year relationship.

Natsuki: OH MY GOD ARE YOU BREAKING UP WITH ME?!

Yuri: Chill, I never said it was my relationship.

Two randos fighting in the background.

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Yuri: There is no future there is no past. do you see? Time is simultaneous, an intricately structured jewel that humans insist on viewing one edge at a time, when the whole design is visible in every facet.

Natsuki:

Sayori:

Monika:

Everyone Else At Yuri's Surprise Birthday Party:

Natsuki: All I asked was if you wanted to cut your birthday cake first.....

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Yuri, about Natsuki: Apparently we're getting someone new in the group.

Sayori: Are we stealing them?

Monika: New or used?

Yuri: Wonderful responses, both of you.

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MC: What did you girls get in the yearbook?

Monika: Prettiest smile.

Sayori: Nicest personality,

Natsuki: Most likely to start a bar fight.

Yuri: Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one.

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MC: What does take out mean?

Sayori: Food.

Monika: Date.

Natsuki: Murder.

Yuri: IT CAN MEAN ALL THREE IF YOU'RE BRAVE ENOUGH-

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Yuri: Bye Natsuki! Bye Sayori! Bye Monika! Bye Natsuki!

Sayori: You said 'bye Natsuki' twice.

Yuri: I like Natsuki.

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Yuri: I don't have friends.

Sayori: Bold words for someone within hugging distance.

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Monika: You can't just bring a knife to friendly trivia night! Who does that?!

Yuri:

Yuri: The prepared. 

This was way to many. But, enjoy.