Oliver: *making cupcakes*

Allen: OLIVER!

Oliver: Yes poppet?~

Allen: WHY DOES MY BAT HAVE BLOOD ALL OVER IT IF  HAVEN'T KILLED TODAY?!

Oliver: ... It wasn't me. Try Ash.

Me: *singing, dragging a dead body over to Oliver* Ollie~ Here ya go!

Allen: *comes into the basement* ASH!

Me: Aye? *drops the body next to Oliver*

Allen: Did you use my bat?!

Me: Calm your nonexistent tits, Al. Yes.

Allen: *explodes*

Me: AL NOOOO! *implodes*

Oliver: This is why I never wanted kids... *explodes then implodes*