Ash: Okay, so this is the intro!

Italy: PASTAAAAAAAA~

Japan: *doing that Italian japan thing* Paaaaassttttaaaaaa~

Germany: ORE DOITSU!

Ash: Doitsu that's not how your song even goes!

Spain: It's okay chica..

France: Oui! We will protect you from zhe crack-tastic Axis Powers!

Prussia: Ja! Kesesesesesese~

Ash: NOPE I'M GONE

Spain: Chica...?

France: MA CHER! MADEMOISELLE, IT IS WITH DEEPEST PRIDE AND GREATEST PLEASURE THAT THE DINING ROOM PROUDLY PRESENTS... YOUR DINNER!

Prussia: Zhat isn't how it goes! Jou messed up the lyrics!

France: I AM TOO FABULOUS TO MESS UP LYRICS! LALALALALALA DODODODODO!

Prussia: MAKE IT STOP!

Italy and Japan: PASTAAAAAA~

Germany: BEEEEEEERRRRR! WURST! CHEESE! FOOOOODDDDDD!!!!GERMAN SHEISSE!!!