Artie : yes, I make a lot of bad decisions that put me in danger

Bee : and?

Artie : that's it

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Astra : so, are we flirting right now?

Artie : I am literally holding a knife to your throat

Astra : that doesn't answer my question

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Koda : when you tryna be cheesy but everyone around you is laughtose intolerant

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Char and Astra : *flipping a coin to decide whose gonna be the responsible one for that day*

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Jules, to Artie : I dare you-

Char : Artie's not allowed to accept dares

Artie : apparently I have "no regard for my personal safety"

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Char : as your best friend-

Astra, being emo and brooding and whatever the fuck : I don't have any friends

Char :

Char : AS YOUR BEST FRIEND-

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Bee : where's Koda?

Jules : he's probably upstairs combing his hair so he can be THE PRETTIEST GIRL AT THE PARTY

Koda : I'M GONNA BE THE PRETTIEST GIRL AT THE PARTY

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Artie, taking off their hat to reveal another, smaller, hat underneath : does that answer your question?

Bee : I didn't fucking ask you anything

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Astra : Char, Artie is my partner now

Char : in crime or romantically?

Astra : both!

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Jules : if you got arrested what would be the charges?

Bee:  theft

Astra : disturbing the peace

Char : aggravated assault

Koda : arson

Artie : all of the above. in that order, probably