Artie, about Astra : she in aw of my tism

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Astra : you are the most jealous friend I have

Char : you have other friends???

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Koda : I've finally got over my fear of ghosts!

Jules : that's the spirit!

Koda : WHERE?!

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Bee : some kids were dropped as a baby but you were clearly thrown into the air, smacked by a ceiling fan, and thrown out the window

Artie : I love being your friend, too

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Char : so, Artie kissed you

Astra : *staring woefully out the window*

Char : and you said "thank you"

Astra : *sighs*

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Jules : *throws ball to Artie*

Jules : throw it back!

Artie :

Artie : *throws it back*

Jules : I meant the ball, dumbass

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Char, writing Book ™ : hey, how long does it take before you start hallucinating from sleep deprivation?

Bee : well-

Artie : 72 hours

Bee : how do you know that?

Artie : there's a clown behind you

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Koda, rolling down his window for a cop : what seems to be the officer, problem?

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waitress : alright, and what would you like?

Char : I wish to devour the unborn

Astra : void wants eggs

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Astra : how's the sexiest person in the world doing?

Artie : I don't know, how are you doing?

Astra, flustered : I- um- well-

Char, from across the room : doing just dandy, thanks for asking!