Char : *sneaking back in at night*

Astra, spinning around in a chair : where were you?

Char : uh- I was with Artie!

Artie, also spinning around in a chair : care to- *keeps spinning* Astra, I can't stop the chair-

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Artie, on the phone : hey, Bee, can I borrow 5000 dollars?

Bee : what do you need 5000 dollars for?

Artie : an escape room

Bee : what escape room costs 5000 dollars?

Artie : jail

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Koda : ARE YOU

Char : fucking

Koda : KIDDING ME YOU

Char : fucking

Koda : IDIOT

Artie : what the hell??

Char : Jules banned Koda from swearing, so I'm helping him (:

-

Artie : hello everyone

Char : welcome to the first Crackhead's (Taylor's Version) meeting

Artie : today we're talking about...uh...

Jules, whispering : building loyalty

Char and Artie : killing royalty

-

*the AFABS sitting around eating pizza in swimsuits bc it's something suffragettes used to do*

Koda, wanting to be included : :(

Char : it's okay you can be one of the gorls, you can be our standard male ally

Koda : :)

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Artie : if 'pro' is the opposite of 'con'

Artie : and the opposite of 'progress' is 'congress'

Artie : then the opposite of 'constitution' is-

Bee : imma stop you right there

-

Artie, to Astra : it must be hard work being beautiful

Astra : well then you must be exhausted

Char : can you two shut the actual fuck up some of us are lonely

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(t/w suicide)

Bee : so, why does Juliet kill herself?

Koda : because without Romeo she has no reason to live

Char : you can clearly tell this play was written by a man

-

(t/w attempted suicide)
(hooray for trauma dumping)

Char, dropping some food on the floor : damn, this is sadder than the time I watched my brother almost slit his throat

everyone else : I'm sorry what-

-

Jules : currently helping Koda look for this bag of skittles I ate an hour ago