*we're falling to our deaths, screaming with fear*

Char : I didn't even get to give you your present!

Astra, suddenly very calm : you got me a present?

Char, also suddenly calm : yeah, dude, it's your birthday!

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Astra : did you buy eggs like I asked?

Artie : even better

Astra : what did you-

Artie, holding a chicken : his name is Fluffy (:

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*aggressive door knocking*

Bee, opening the door : what are you doing

Char : running away from my problems

Bee : come on in

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Artie : hey, Bee, could you pass the salt?

Bee : could you pass away?

Char, to Koda and Jules : dw, guys, this is normal

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Char : I hate this place I want to go to build a bear

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Astra : okay, first of all, I didn't 'miss' the red flags. I noticed them and thought they were sexy as hell

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Koda : it says no trespassing but I'm allergic to rules

Jules : and dairy

Koda : wow. okay. just expose me I guess

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Artie : I'm oscillating between dimensions y'all want anything

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Jules : tis I, the smartest person in this room

Bee : then why is your hand stuck in the vending machine

Jules : I paid for my damn snickers bar, I'm getting my damn snickers bar

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Char : studies show that I am the most amazing, perfect, sexiest being in this world

Astra : source?

Char : me