Char : okay, repeat after me

Char : I

Astra : I

Char : will

Astra : will

Char : seek help for all my issues

Astra : seek help for all my issues

Char : I will seek help for all my issues

Astra : I will change my name again

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Artie : I know my judgement can be a bit clouded because I like Astra a little bit

Bee : you drew your wedding invitations

Artie : that was our joint tombstone

Bee : my bad

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Jules : how are we going to get in?

Koda : don't worry, I'm a master lock picker

Koda : *smashes window*

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Artie : can I show you a trick

Jules : last time you showed me a trick, it took three weeks for my eyebrows to grow back

Artie : yeah but this time it will only take two

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Artie : send dudes

Astra : you mean nudes??

Artie : I'm in a fight, I need back-up

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Astra : so like if I died, how much would you miss me?

Char : very bold of you to assume death can get you out of this friendship

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Koda : I-I'm a *sniff* sav-savage *sobbing* classy, b-boujee, ratched *more sniffing* sassy, m-moody, n-nasty *breaks down crying*

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Char : Breaking News: Friend Attempting To Provide Comfort Has No Idea What The Fuck She's Talking About

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Bee : I'm not your gay friend, I'm your gay enemy

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Char : while you were busy being heterosexual, I studied the blade