Astra : in the club, defeating evildoers

Artie : in the club, evildoing

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Artie, standing in front of me : um, excuse me, void asked for a happy meal and a toy

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Astra, unwrapping their exes dead body on Xmas : omg charlie you didn't 

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Koda : rule #3 of the pirate code: bedtime at 8 o'clock

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Bee : an apple a day will have you hung for treason

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Artie : fuckin hate it when the pick me girl screams at me cause I ran over her grandma in the school parking lot like girl it is not that deep

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someone : are a guy or a girl

Artie : so basically my dad is female and my mom is male so I'm mixed 💕💕💕