Koda on Monday : *glues a dime to the sidewalk* hehehe

Koda on Wednesday : *walking down the street* ooh hey! a dime!

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Char : I'm usually that person who has no idea what's going on

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Bee : ew. what kind of tea is this?

Jules : I boiled gatorade

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Char : but who gets which pencil?

Iris : since they're my things, I get the good one, Artie gets the broken one and you don't get one because fuck you

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Artie and Iris : *staring into each other's eyes*

Char : *pops a coke can*

Iris : we're having a moment

Char : and I'm having a coke

(I don't like soda lol)

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Bee : we're here for the cult stuff!

Char : we saw the ad on craigslist!

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Char : let's just agree to both say we're sorry on the count of three

Char : one, two, three

Iris :

Char :

Char : see, now I'm just disappointed in both of us

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Iris : but Artie didn't just steal the shell, Charlie, they stole my heart!

Char :

Iris :

Char :

Iris :

Char :

Iris : too much?

Char : yeah, a lil bit

Iris : got it

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Char : so, my plan for getting through existence, is get an hour of sleep every night, watch youtube until I forget I exist, and publishing 80 apply fics a week

Koda : do you take constructive criticism?

Char : not without crying

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Artie : don't stare into the void, Charlotte

Artie : after all, it stares back