this entire goddamn group : don't let my beauty distract you from my autistic tendencies 

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Artie : hate it when cis people ask unnecessary and invasive questions like 'are your experiments ethical' and 'where's that screaming coming from'

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Astra : Char, I think you owe me an apology

Char : I'LL APOLOGIZE TO YOU IN HELL

Astra :

Char : I actually don't know what this is about sorry I took such a hard stance what did I do

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*door bell rings*

Artie, opening the door : hello?

exorcist : hello, I'm here to remove the demon who is possessing you

Artie : but I didn't call you??

demon : I did

Artie : fucking traitor

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Char : come onnnn

Char : it can be a girlsssss dayyyyy

Char : it'll be fuuuunnnnn

Astra : I can't believe I'm saying this

Astra : I do not have time to overthrow the government with you tomorrow

Char : oh but when Artie asks-

Astra : listen that was different

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Char : I hate you

literally any of my friends :

Char : I don't hate you, that was an impulse

friends : yeah, we know

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Koda : hey, Bee?

Bee : yeah?

Koda : can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it's on?

Bee :

Bee : wheres Jules?

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Char : why are you listed as an assassin for hire on the dark web?

Artie : LISTEN I CAN EXP-

Artie :

Artie : why were you looking for assassins for hire on the dark web?

Char : uh-

(it's either for book research, to off my dad or both)

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Jules : *reaches for fries on Koda's plate*

Koda : *slams down a grocery store divider between them*

Jules :

Jules : okay you said you didn't steal that from the store

Koda : and you said you didn't want any fries but here we are, Juliet

Jules : that's not- nevermind

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Artie, taping a knife to a roomba and setting it lose : be free, my child

Bee, with a small cut on her ankle, slamming open the door 5mins later : WHO THE F-