someone : hey, you three, why are you so mad all the time?

Artie, Bee and Char : I don't know

ABC : what up, we're Artie, Bee and Char, and we never experienced our father's love

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Jules : but, like, why are you doing this?

Char : same reason I do everything, Jules

Char : to get someone to like me

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Artie : hey what if I'm the distraction 

Bee : Artie, you could literally set an entire city on fire and nobody would bat an eye

Artie : that is so mean and so accurate and now I'm sad

Artie : but yes you are completely correct

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Bee, Char and Jules : ur mom

Koda : ur dad

Artie and Astra : ur mom AND ur dad

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Char, sobbing : look at you s-strawberry b-blond, f-fields r-rolling on, I love it when you c-call my n-name

(#basedonatruestory)

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Artie : Bee's gonna be so mad when they all get shot, gotta find a way to blame it on Koda somehow...

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Koda : oh my goodness gracious, I've been bamboozled!

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Astra : Charlie, I am going to do a backflip off this skyscraper

Char : y'know, as the responsible one today, I feel like I should say something

Astra : what?

Char : cool!

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Astra : hey, I like to think Artie gives great compliments

Jules : you mean that time Char had us all say nice things about each other and Artie said that I 'have hair'?

Artie : you do have hair

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Char : sorry, can't, I have to sit in my room and cry to Mitski songs