Char to Char : maybe you should try not to depend so much on validation and attention from others because you really let it dictate your mood and self worth and it's really unhealthy

Char : huh, interesting. anyway, whomst here loves me?

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Artie : and I will always remember what my dear friend, Char, had to say as she was dying in my hands

Artie : she said "Artie, stop killing me with your hands!"

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Astra, about me : purple haired lesbian goddess flattens france like a crepe

(considering dying it something other than purple, maybe blue or pink)
(possibly blue so I can finally be privy to blue hair & pronouns or blue haired liberal jokes)

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Jules : I like wearing oversized sweaters. not just because they're extremely comfy and cuddly, but because whenever the sleeves are really big, I get to flop them around and smack people

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Koda : I'm driving

Astra : shotgun!

Char : ugh, but you had it on the way here-

(they turn around to see Artie holding a shotgun)

Artie : no, I found a shotgun! *cocks gun* and I want the front seat

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Artie : I'm not interested in being polite or heterosexual

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Bee : if the door was locked, then how did you get in?

Artie : I hit the door with my shoe

Char : your shoe seems to have the ballistics capacity of a .38 revolver

Artie : weird, isn't it?

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Bee, Artie and Koda : wow batfam (:

Char : i m u s t b e i n c l u d e d

Char, finding the webtoon : alright, I'll just read a few episodes really quick like *finishes it in two days*

(obviously not like finish finish but I read all the available episodes in two days)

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Astra : hey, Char, how's your morning going?

Char : Jules asked me how I slept and my brain couldn't decide between saying "good" or "okay" so I said "gay"

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Astra : stressed

Char : depressed

Artie : possessed

Bee : obsessed

Jules : impressed

Koda : chicken breast

everyone : ...what?

Koda : I just wanted to join in