Char : if bees can be fish and boys can be girls, then why can't my dad love me? 

Jules : I thought I was going to have to yell at you, but now I think I should hug you

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Koda : the single most important thing a man can do to be an ally is to give his female friends permission to give dudes at the bar his number so when they call he can angrily say "that's not funny because she died fifteen years ago that very night"

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Char : don't do anything stupid till I get back, whore

Astra : how can I? you're taking all the stupid with you, slut

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Astra : hey, can you get us a table while I park the car?

Artie : ya got it

*like two minutes later*

Artie, sprinting out of the restaurant carrying a table : START THE FUCKING CAR

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Koda : hey, Jules? I think I might be lactose intolerant

Jules : why do you thi- ohmyfuckinggod

Koda : yeah, I drank some chocolate milk earlier and then I threw up 

Jules : DAKODA THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR STOMACH

Koda, looking at his stomach : oh, yeah, I forgot that was there

Koda : so, anyway, like I was saying about the milk-

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Astra, about Artie : it's not that their evil. they lack empathy and goes into a dissociative state and commits atrocities

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Bee : if I say yes, am I joining a cult? 

Char : possibly

Bee : I'm in

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Bee : if you could guess, how many brain cells do you have?

Artie : dorito's cool ranch

Bee :

Bee : I'm just gonna assume zero for now

Artie : I love that song

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Char : 'technically legal', the two best words in the the English language, right before 'cowboy spectacular'

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Bee : I left instructions for everyone while I'm gone

Artie : mine just says "Artie, no" 

Bee : I want you to apply it to every possible situation