(no barbie spoilers I haven't seen it yet)

Bee : are you high?

Artie : am I what?

Bee : high

Artie : hi (:

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pov: astra pre-lesbianism

Astra, pointing at Random Male : so, that's the guy I have a crush on

Astra : thoughts?

Char : and prayers, girl

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Koda : any news?

doctor : just waiting for your x-ray

Koda : but I've never dated anyone named Ray

doctor : we may need to do a brain scan as well

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Char : I wish we could block people in real life

Astra : restraining order

Artie : murder

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Char : yeah, I'm a lesbian

L
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S - sad
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Koda, texting Jules : *sends a voice message*

Jules, texting back : sorry, I'm a little busy right now, is it urgent?

Koda : no, don't worry, just listen later

*later*

Jules : *presses play*

Koda's voice message : THERE'S A FIRE-

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Jules : did you win or just not die?

Jules : either way, hooray!

Koda : ...is "no" a valid answer?

Jules : the hooray is redacted and you frighten me

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Astra : hey, uh, did you eat my cookies?

Artie : we're dating

Astra : so???

Artie : dating is communism. those were OUR cookies

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crackheads (taylor's version) reactions to being called straight

Jules : the fuck, no I'm not

Astra : excuse the hell out of you?

Koda : ding dong, you are wrong!

Artie : who told you that? and why did they lie?

Bee : rude

Char : *punches the person*

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Artie : nothing in life is free

Astra : love is free

Jules : knowledge is free

Char : friendship is free

Bee : self-respect is free

Koda : everything's free if you don't pay for it

everyone : 

Jules : Koda, that's illegal-

Artie : no, let him finish!