These next few chapters are based on a story written by fellow writer and good friend, Mikexlrose. Enjoy.

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Chapter 1:

Yuno: Hey. I'm just your super average 15 year old teenager. I live in New York City.

A car flies over his head and lands on an old person, killing them instantly. Yuno makes the :0 face before he turns around to see Spooder-Man fighting VenOm and Cartmen.

Carnage: MURDER!

Spooder-Man: No.

Spooder-Man punches the two bad guys, but they are unaffected. They instead start curb stomping Spooder-Man. Yuno sneezes and the two stop.

They slowly turn around and see him standing there. Yuno rubs his nose.

Yuno: Aw, shit.

Goku: Simba.

Yuno is bitch slapped by the ghost of his ancestor and is suddenly given powers. Venom throws Spooder-Man away and the two bad guys start to approach Yuno.

Yuno: Kamehameha, bitch!

Yuno thrusts his pelvis which sends a golden light out of his crouch and hits the two bad guys. They look at themselves for a moment confused.

Carnage: What was that...OH MY GOD!

The two suddenly vanish from existence. Yuno falls over unconscious and Spooder-Man walks back into frame.

Spooder-Man: Oh! Orphan.

Spooder-Man grabs Yuno by the leg and drags him off with him.

Chapter 2:

2 days later....

Yuno: AHHHHHHHHHHHH, oh I'm okay.

The door is kicked open and Spooder-Man walks into the room with Black Widow.

Yuno: Gawd damn!

Black Widow: You're my problem now. Just know that I will never form a motherly bond with you.

Yuno: O-kay!

Hard cut to the three of them in the training room. Yuno does....something cool?

Eh?

Spooder-Man: What is he doing?

Black Widow: I don't know.

Yuno: PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH KICK!

Suddenly, a huge robot comes out. Yuno just slaps it and it falls over. He gives a thumbs up to Spooder-Man and Black Widow.

Black Widow: Yeeeeeeah. We can't let him loose.

Spooder-Man: Agreed.

Chapter 3:

Yuno: We're going on a trip, watch my nay nay watch me whip, soaring through the skies, little white guys.

The three walk into a room where absolute mayhem is taking place. I'm talking about fires, lighting strikes, some guy is naked in the corner. He's not even part of the team.

Black Widow: HEY!

Everyone stops.

Black Widow: We have fresh meat.

Everyone falls in line.

Black Widow: Introduce yourself.

Sam: I'm Nova. The goofy one.

Riri: I'm Riri. People don't like me because they think I was just randomly thrown into an already established character's role with no explanation whatsoever.

Miles: I'm Miles. I was just randomly thrown into an already established character's role with no explanation whatsoever. People love me.

Gwen Stacy: I'm a love interest!

Viv: No one knows what to do with me.

Laura: I hate you. I fucking hate you. I hope you die on one of these missions. I hope you reach out to me when you need help just so I can turn you down and go to your funeral knowing that I could've changed the outcome.

Kamala: I write fan fiction.

Tournn: I'm from a cartoon movie from your childhood! M O R T A L.

Yuno: Wow. That hurts my feelings somehow.

Yuno does the math on his hands and realizes there is a massive gender imbalance.

Black Widow: You want in?

Yuno: Yep!

Cut to Yuno eating an entire table worth of food.

Chapter 4:

Some members of the Young Avengers watch as Yuno completely hogs the training room. They look at the time and see that he's been in there for four hours. Also the clock only says "It's Party Time" since no one can find a real clock.

Kamala: Gwen has a cruuuuuuuush.

Gwen slaps her.

The training simulation shuts down and Yuno turns around to see Widow holding the plug in.

Widow: You smell like a monkey.

Achievement Unlocked:

Foreshadowing

Miles: This is my room. Wanna listen to music?

Yuno: Post Malone?

The two high five.

Achievement Unlocked:

Get A Friend

Gwen: This is my room.

Yuno looks at the drum set, then begins to fall face first into it. Gwen picks him up, walks to a clear space, lays down, and drops him on top of her.

Gwen: Oops.

Achievement Unlocked:

What Are You Doing, Step Bro?

Chapter 5:

Sam: This is my room.

Yuno: Looks like shit.

Sam: Video Games?

Cut to the two of them sitting on the floor playing Tetris.

Sam: Line piece! Line piece! Line piece!

Yuno knocks on the next door but gets no response. He tries again, but he is stabbed in the knee by two metal claws.

Laura: Fuck off.

Yuno: Okay.

Kamala walks up behind him and picks him up. She then carries him off under her arm.

She throws him into a chair and turns on a simple lamp.

Kamala: Now, talk.

Yuno: When I once sat in a bathtub filled with soup and sang "Clank Clank Goes The Trolly" at the top of my lungs.

Kamala and Yuno look at each other in silence.

Kamala: Noted.

Chapter 6:

Viv: It is my turn.

Yuno: Okay.

Viv grabs him and throws him into her room. She flies in after him and the two stand there in awkward silence.

Viv: You want some smooches?

Yuno:....yes, please.

Yuno stumbles out of Viv's room covered in kiss marks. He then makes it to Tournn's room.

Tournn: Greetings, mate! Oh, wait.

Tournn opens her phone and reads the story.

Tournn: Oh. We're supposed to meet in the training room. Uh, scene change!

The two are now in the training room.

Tournn: Anything you can do I can do better.

Yuno: I can do anything way better than you.

Tournn: No you can't.

Yuno: Yes I can.

Tournn: No you can't.

Yuno: Yes I can.

Tournn: No you can't.

Yuno: Yes I can, yes I can!

Tournn: Bet.

Yuno: This violence is about to be domestic.

The two then began to slap fight.

Yuno, now covered in bruises, knocks on the last door. Riri opens it.

They both look into the dark abyss.

Riri: Living room?

Yuno and Riri enjoy a cup of tea while classical music plays in the background.

Riri: Oh yeah. You need a costume.

Yuno: O-kay!

Yuno Has Unlocked:
Simple Gi!