Tae: HOSEOK TOOK ME TO WATCH SPLIT AND HE STARTED CRYING
Tae: IM LAUGHING

Kookie: lol
Kookie: but i doubt its even scary

Tae: ik
Tae: he's such a baby
Tae: im not though

Kookie: oh yeah?
Kookie: well tell me whats happening in the movie that scared him

Tae: ...
Tae: are you ...
Tae: you caught me...

Kookie: you dont know bc you're hiding behind your phone screen, huh?

Tae: busted

Kookie: lmao you're both babies

Tae: guilty ?
Tae: anyway please distract me

Kookie: how?

Tae: lets play the picture game again

Kookie: i dont like it...

Tae: please? Its fun~

Kookie: i dont really think so though

Tae: but it'll make me less freaked out

Kookie: ok.. I guess we can
Kookie: you start

Tae: ty ty ty
Tae:

Tae: thats me with my drama club friends
Tae: the photo was taken a few days after first rehearsal

Kookie: you guys look like a tumblr post

Tae: ik omf thanks

Kookie: i honestly have no clue if that was a compliment or not though lol

Tae: rude.. Maybe?
Tae: anyway your turn

Kookie:

Kookie: why are all mine the embarrassing ones

Tae: you must be a living meme
Tae: anyways explain please

Kookie: I ate Jimins candy and Yoongi took a pic of him going full on angry mom on me

(A/N: Ik its Tae that hes pushing down but I just wanted to use this lmao)

Tae: lmao whos the baby now

Kookie: still you

Tae: true
Tae: anyways my turn
Tae:

Tae: omf i scrolled so far down
Tae: that was my first time going with Hoseok to his dance class and afterwards we were messing around in the studio

Kookie: you guys seem to always be there for each other

Tae: thats what best friends are for lol

Kookie: yeah...
Kookie: ig its my turn
Kookie:

Kookie: That was me, Jimin, and Seokjin during track last year

Tae: hold up...
Tae: you've known Seokjin this whole time?
Tae: how did i not know this?
Tae: he's my 2bff
Tae: and wtf is he doing at a track meet when the hoe can't even makeout with Namjoon without pulling away every five seconds for air

Kookie: yeah. he's my cousin.
Kookie: and he was only there because his mom made him try out with me and Jimin
Kookie: and I seriously did not need to picture him making out with his boyfriend

Tae: HES YOUR COUSIN
Tae: SINCE WHEN

Kookie: since I was born?

Tae: HE NEVER TOLD ME ANYTHING I'M ABOUT TO CATCH HIM OUTSIDE

Kookie: that meme is so fucking dumb
Kookie: besides  he'd drag you harder than the original girl got dragged

Tae: true

Kookie: i gtg
Kookie: I'll talk to you later

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Split isnt even scary at all.
Like its a comedy. If only they would have watched it