[ 051 - Shorts <3 ]
( Word Count - 3235 )
- Written on December 16th 2021 -
• Unedited Because I Said So <3 •

January 1st

"I'm dying," I tell Boomer as I cross the room and he laughs a little. We hadn't been able to spend the holidays together due to a new visa having to come through but also due to the fact that I kind of wanted to spend Christmas and New Years with my family. After all this would be the last time I would see them in a long time unless they came to visit me and Boomer in the United States.

"I'm sure your not." Boomer tells me as he picks up empty soda cans which had been drank the night before. I had gone home shortly after midnight here in the UK and we had FaceTimed, talking almost all night while snacking and I had beer while he only had soda due to American laws. Which I had found really funny at the time but now that I had a killer headache and hangover I kind of wished I was in the States so I didn't have to deal with this and not be able to drink. I pause and frown before changing my mind because beer is good and after all Im a British person, we like our alcohol.

"I am." I tell him before picking up my phone and going to my bed which I had made. The lights in my room had been dimmed deeply so they wouldn't hurt my eyes but not enough to the point where Boomer wouldn't be able to see me. I lay down and Boomer gives me a grin which causes me to smile and it only grows bigger as I remember something. "I've got good news." I tell him which must perk his attention because he looks over, giving me a small confused look which makes me giggle. "The papers should come before February comes." I tell him and he stares at me for a minute before cheering a little which makes me giggle at his excitement.

"A whole month though," He complains after a minute and I roll my eyes because we were getting extremely lucky with this, not a lot of people get their cards as fast as Boomer and I were able to get. "You know," Boomer drags out the second word and I raise my eyebrows a little as he grins again. "You could just marry me, then you could stay here." He tells me with a bright grin on his face and I laugh a little, the idea of marrying him making me smile just a little more then it probably should've.

"I don't think that's how that works."

February 4th

My backpack is heavy as I stand in the middle of the airport, scrolling through different apps on my phone and looking up every few scrolls to see if my boyfriend was here yet. After a few minutes I huff and stand on my toes only to see the man walking towards me with a beanie on and apologizing to a group as he passes through them to get to me. When his eyes land on me I grin brightly and rush towards him.

"You're here," Boomer says happily, his arms wrapped tightly around me and I laugh a little as he kisses my forehead. I grin brightly up at him and I nod a little as he takes my backpack from me, being a gentleman before taking my hand in his. "You're actually here." He says as if he were shocked that I had really come and I nod again as we start to make our way through the busy airport where we had separated months ago.

"That's right," I grin up at him as we grab my normal bag, knowing that my other belongings would be delivered to Boomers home before we headed for the exit of the airport where I know that he had parked his car. "And you have to now officially deal with me." I remind him which makes him laugh as we step outside where the world feels right with the sky turning different shades as sunset approaches.

"Yes," Boomer laughs a little as he plays with the car keys in his other hand as we continue to walk through the busy parking lot. I see his car not too far in the distance and I grin brightly up at him again because we are going back to the place which I had started to consider my new home. "I have to deal with you and all of your chaotic energy." He sighs dramatically as we go to opposite sides of the car and I glare at him jokingly as he grins back.

"How dare you," I say, acting as if he had hurt my feelings by making such claims which makes him only grin a little brighter. "I've never been chaotic." I tell him which is clearly a lie and we both know it but I duck into the car before he can respond which wasn't that good of an escape because he follows me, sliding into the drivers seat.

"Should I pull up your last stream?" He asks, challenging my claim and I give him a small glare which he responds with an innocent kind of grin which is very fake.

"No," I laugh and he starts the car engine.

February 16th

"I'm literally going to break this kids kneecaps." I shout into my mic as I press the button to send a fireball across the map at some kid who was trying to be cool and speed bridge even though it was just the two of us left and he didn't even have a bed. His partner was also dead and so was Purpled which was surprising to the people in my chat. I glare at the screen as the kid managed to make it to the other base, gathering the gold and iron from the generator which hadn't been collected since the team had been killed early in the game.

"I mean," I hear Purpled say and can already tell that he is probably watching over me in spectator mode as he had died. He didn't even die in a good way, he had been trying to show off and failed quite miserably. It was amazing to me and definitely clipped by multiple people in both of our chats as we were both currently streaming the game.

"Wait," Boomer gives me a confused look from the chair next to me and I raise my eyebrows as my character runs back to my own forge. I know the island next to me was producing ems but I also didn't want to test the kid, seeing that they were somewhat decent. Not as good as myself and Purpled, the dumb ass, though. "You're going to do what now?" He asks clearly concerned and I ignore him focusing on the game in front of me instead.

"Oh no," I say plainly with no emotion as I see the kid now running towards me with Diamond armor and an iron sword in his hands. He starts to bridge up, clearly trying to get to me but little does he know that I've been buying a lot of fireballs from the store since they were cheap and effective. "And," I say as I aim them up at the kid who is not paying attention at all. "They're gone." I grin as the kid falls into the void, trying to clutch but failing.

"The kid or their kneecaps." Boomer asks as he looks over my shoulder and away from his phone to see the word 'victory' flashing across my monitor.

"Both Boomer, both." Purpled says and I laugh a little before we jump into our next round.

May 31st

I sit in front of my monitor, knowing that Boomer was planning out lore in the other room but in the meanwhile I was getting stronger and stronger on the server which I had been invited to earlier in the day. For a while I had told everyone I had little to no interest in having lore or even joining the huge server which was still going sting after nearly two years. Dream had messaged me the night before and had told me to join the server and when I said no sarcastically he had sent Tommy after my ass saying that they needed me to push the lore along.

As of the moment I stood in the middle of an empty field in the rain, trying to get heads of mobs with Bad Boy Halo, Tommy, and Tubbo while they were catching me up on all of the lore which I hadn't heard before. I laugh a little at how Bad Boy Halo doesn't like cursing as I jump up in the air, using a trident which Sam had so kindly given me.

"You absolute bitch." I laugh as Tommy intentionally kills the skeleton I was going for and he laughs evilly as I land on the ground again, managing to water clutch. I had gotten extremely better at normal survival during the last few months and already collected my own set of enchanted netherite armor.

"Language you muffin!" Bad responds with an angry tone but I'm sure he was kidding. Tommy and my characters turn to look at each other and even though we are an ocean away, we both are thinking the same exact thing.

"I am speaking fucking English bitch." I tell Bad, my voice getting louder the more I speak and I know that my phone viewers must be cringing slightly at how loud I had gotten. I grin brightly as I wait for a response and go back to searching for another creeper or other mob.

"Language!" I hear Bad yell, his voice getting louder to compete with mine and Tubbo and Tommy laugh like the duo which they are. I can't help but grin a little more as I land on the ground and look at the three of them who are messing around on their own. Suddenly my character takes about four hearts of damage and I jump in my chair, cursing as I hear someone join the discord call.

"Holy fucking muffin shits." I yell loud enough to make even Boomer jump a little and I can tell that my damage had most likely taken a decent amount of damage. The two boys break into laughter and I hear even Will laughing a little in the background, clearly being the one to join.

"Language, wait what?" Bad says sounding more confused as he speaks and I can feel my heart racing in my chest. I love Minecraft but sometimes the game is almost as much as a horror game as it is adventure. I laugh a little with Tommy and Tubbo as I try to recover myself, looking at the whole which a creeper had blown in the ground.

"That's a new curse." Wilbur puts his input in and I glare as I move back towards the three boys, knowing that Will was on his way to join the three of us as we weren't too far from where spawn was. We were planning on going to cover the creeper holes but there were so many now and I don't think that Bad had brought that much dirt.

"Thanks Wilbur." I say, silently glowering at his character when I see him bouncing towards us before I go into the hole, attempting to collect the dirt so I can cover the hole rather then fill it as I am evil as hell.

"Anytime Dee." Will says like the cocky fucker he is as his character comes back to us and crouches in front of mine before I hit him and fly away.

September 9th

"I'm dead," I groan loudly as I die in a game which I was playing with the Mr Beast gang and some other friends of mine. It was a really fun group to play with and I was currently hanging out with Karl and with proximity chat on there was no one else around us to hear. "No." I complain, seeing my character slowly but surely loose the health that I really needed.

"Hello I'm dead, no." Karl grins as his character looks at mine, clearly doing the opposite of mine and not loosing any health. I could only barely hear Sapnap, who had been randomly decided as healer, rushing towards on the map but I know that my character is going to die a lovely death. "I'm Karl Jacobs." He says and I roll my eyes, grinning nonetheless at his awful dad joke which he had made at pretty much the worse time.

"Karl," I say calmly but his character backs up a little and I can't help but have to keep myself from laughing a little. "Next time we are on the server, I am going to canonically kill you." I say, still calm as ever but with a small threatening tone behind it.

"What," Karl shouts loudly as Sapnap arrives to see me die just in time followed by a string of curse words that come from both of us and him announcing me dead which I find funny. "Why? Sapnap she's going to kill me canonically." He tells on me and my jaw drops as I turn to my chat, being deafened in Discord as I died.

October 14th

"Dee, Will." Tommy joins the call, dragging out our names as he does so. Will and I are just joking around on the server while also getting mats with some people randomly jumping into our vc at times. I raise an eyebrow at how he had joined and immediately said our names and I quickly look over to see that the child is in fact streaming as of the moment. I message Will in the game telling him this and get a quick reply from him saying ok,

"Oh no," I hear Will say and laugh a little as my character runs back to the nether portal with Will's following quickly behind me and I exit to the over world to see Tommy waiting there. His character crouches and as Will comes through he sighs. "A child." He mutters even though we both know that Tommy was technically not a child anymore, having already turned eighteen yet he still acted like one. In my mind, and I think Wilbur's, Tommy would always be a small child who we needed to babysit.

"What's up Tommy?" I laugh a little, moving past him and heading in the direction of my Minecraft home. It wasn't much, just some dirt blocks right now but I had big plans for myself on the server. I also was going to have to make a new home in the future for lore reasons.

"I have an idea," Tommy informs us proudly and I raise my eyebrows. I frown again at how he followed after me, punching my character to get me to look at him. Will punches Tommy's character and for once Tommy doesn't go to complain which is kind of funny.

"Oh no." Will says and I take out my diamond sword which I had been gifted by to me by Hannah herself. I grin as his character backs up but Will hits him again before we both start to run off in the direction of where my home was being built by Sam.

"But I need both of your permissions." Tommy adds, sounding somewhat sheepish and I turn back to look at him. Will keeps running but once he realizes that I had stopped he turns back.

"You," Will starts as he makes his way back over to the two of us, not wearing any armor which seems odd saying that Tommy was wearing iron and I was dressed in decked out netherite which had been fully enchanted. "The same person who is always telling us that you're not a child," He reminds Tommy who only makes his character crouch a little and I ran out for a second, loading up Tommy's stream and seeing him give his chat a small look as he is reminded of that. "Needs both of our permissions to do something?"

"Why the fuck are you asking for permission?" I ask and see him shift a little in his chair. I have to keep myself from laughing when I see him open his inventory which is filled with things which I am sure aren't his. I think for a minute then realize that they are either Dream's, Ranboo' or in the worst case Tubbo's.

"Because, Dee," Tommy says as I ran back into Minecraft and his him again, seeing that he has enough hearts that I wouldn't kill him hopefully. "If it goes wrong I don't want it to be only my fault." He stares and Will and my character turn their heads towards each other at the same time, both thinking the same thing, before we break into laughter.

October 20th

"Dee, on a train." Boomer says as he points the vlogging camera in my direction as I play on my phone. I lock it quickly, not wanting to scroll through social media while people would be watching this vlog later. I grin a little with the idea of this going on my somewhat new vlog channel which had already passed ten million within the first few weeks of it being up and only having a handful of videos on it.

"What will I do?" I finish, a grin growing on my face even more as I lean on the wall. The train was close to empty which was why we were ok with vlogging but we still decided to stand by the back of the train. I feel like I'm the movie as I stare at my boyfriend and he points the camera at me with a grin across his face as he looks at me.

"Not create chaos." Boomer suggests and I scoff because it's funny that he thinks that the first thing I would do on a vlog is create chaos. I pause for a second and think about my last video on channel and realize that it and the one before it had been ended due to chaos being caused.

"I will indeed be creating chaos." I tell Boomer with a small laugh, glancing out the window at the fields as we travel. I had been on subways back home but this is the first time I've been on a train which actually goes through the countryside and to be honest I was loving it.

"Philza said don't cause problems." Boomer reminds me what Phil had said jokingly before we had left on our journey. I had informed him of what we were going to be doing excitedly and he had told me that it seemed like a good idea but that we couldn't cause much chaos.

"He didn't say please," I point out because he hadn't and Boomer rolls his eyes in a way which lets me know that he isn't really annoyed so I keep up with the bit. "And for that I will be causing problems." I inform him as the train announces our location is coming up within the next forty five minutes.