[ 003 - Boohoo Baby ]
( Word Count - 1718)
- Written on June 22nd 2021 -
• Unedited Because I'm Just Built Different •

"It will be fun." The child on the other side of the call tells me and I raise my eyebrows slightly as I finish the bowl of ramen I had been eating before he had decided to bother me on a perfectly fine Wednesday afternoon. I had planned on going live and insulting some children but Purpled had decided that calling me was better once I told him that I had nothing really planned. Since then he had decided to try and convince me to help him record this new video which he wanted to record today. He had also told me that I was his first person to go to because I am just so amazing and poggers. Ok, he didn't say that but I know he was definitely thinking it.

"Purpled," I say, sitting up in my chair as I had been sitting in the most comfortable and not healthy position ever. My posture was garbage and I was proud that it was even if my teachers and mother hated it and Tommy would tease me about it but that child didn't have the best posture either so had had no room to talk. The day that Tommy stops swearing will be the day that I learn to have better posture and stop bullying children through the internet.

"Come on," Purpled said to the older girl who had known since he had started streaming. He had met her through Tommy so he naturally knew that the two were siblings while others didn't and she trusted him pretty well and the two could bicker and mess with each other for hours at a time without hurting each other's feelings.

"I am extremely lazy," I remind the seventeen year old as I collect up my garbage and carry it across my bedroom. I kick an empty monster can across the room as I do so and lean down to pick it up and Purpled sighs through my wireless headphones.

"That I am aware of." Purpled told me and a grin appeared on my face at how persistent the kid was being. It was more then obvious that he wanted people to take part in the video and I knew he had other options so I don't know why he wanted me to do it so much.

"Fair enough," I shrug, sitting back down into my chair and grab my mouse to click on the link which he had sent me to the official site for the mod he wanted me to download. "I guess I'll do it." I sigh and go through the steps which I had gone through before with other mods as I had done a couple of these videos for my own channel before and they did rather well. "I can swear right?" I ask with a small look at my monitor.

"You want to make me miserable?" Purpled asked because I knew that he or his editors would have to go through and bleep out the cusses. And that wouldn't be easy at all if I was in the video because I don't think there were any clips of mine of mine out there that didn't have me cursing in them.

"Of course I do," I tell him sweetly with a grin growing across my face. I load up my Minecraft and start to set everything up once it was all ready for me to do so.

"My feelings are hurt." He tells me dramatically and I roll my eyes because he was stealing my roll of being the totally mature one who totally didn't give other people attitudes at any given chance. Next thing I know Purpled is going to be telling children that they are dog water since they can't do a block clutch which would be terrifying. I mean, he can't be taking my spot.

"Boohoo baby." I mock him and he scoffs.

"Yes, you can swear." He tells me and I grin.

"Aw," I coo a little but way too over dramatically just to make my point. "Love you too Purpled, my beloved." I mock him and can practically see the way he rolls his eyes. It's quite funny how you know people's reactions after knowing them for so long. "Let me set up everything then I will join the vc." I tell him with a small smile, knowing that I will have to get dressed into better clothes because he usually uses face cams in his videos. And by usually I mean that he always uses them.

"Pog." He tells me and I leave the call, looking around and seeing how much I have to clean up within such a short amount of time as well as get dressed.

"Ah," I groan as I join the call ten or so minutes later in a pair of new shorts and an oversized hoodie with a black baseball cap covering the top of my blond hair. My eyes scan over the names and I glare at one in particular. "What the fuck is frog man doing here?" I ask when I see the person who I had spoken to a few days ago is sitting in the call and taking to the fourth person in the call who I had no idea was.

"Frog man?" Purpled asked, sounding very confused as he sensed me a party invite on Hypixel which I accepted. I was quickly teleported to where the other members of the party where and crouched a little as I landed in the center of the group of three.

"Moon woman!" Boomer shouted and I rolled my eyes, tapping space twice so I could start flying around but a few seconds later we are moved to a lobby. I frown a little at the fact that I was probably going to lose my win streak but it would be for content and also clout so it might be worth it.

"Can I kill my teammates?" I ask, turning to look at Purpled as we are set on the pink team and all stand in the generator to try and get some gold and iron. I watch as Wallibear takes his iron and starts to protect the bed which works because I am not going to babysit the bed.

"It would be easier if you didn't." Purpled tells me and I look at my face cam. He wanted us to record from our point of views as their would be different conversations going on thanks to the voice proximity chat which we all had gotten for the sole purpose of doing a video.

"I didn't hear a no." I point out with a grin, moving to go buy some wool from the shop so I could start to make my way over to the next island. It would be easier to get them first after all before moving outwards.

"Why do you hate me woman?" Boomer shouted as Purpled started to bridge in towards the middle island. I turn to look at Boomer's character who was holding a sword which he had bought and I hit him with mine even though I know it won't do any damage. He placed a block in front of me as I go to do it again and my jaw drops slightly.

"I will slaughter you!" I shout at him and he quickly takes off in the other direction. "In a video game of course." I say for legal reasons because if this man died in real life I don't want to be blamed but then again I am in England while he is in the United States. Still the point counted, I didn't want to get blamed.

"Of course." He agrees as I start to bridge and I stop what I am doing to look at his character who was following after mine.

"Hey!" I shout and try to mine the wool block under him but he jumps back last second. I replace the block because it would be my luck to jump down and manage to fall like the absolute bed wars god I am. "Don't agree with me!" I tell him as our characters look at each other and I go back to bridging a second later because we hadn't made really any progress while Purpled and Walli were getting kills.

"I can never win!" Boomer yells and I grin a little, dropping down on to the island which held diamonds. We were very much behind and I could see blue, the color which we were heading towards, starting to build upwards like a total try hard player.

"Fall." I watch as Boomer starts to run down the one by one which I had built earlier in the round. "Fall, fall, fall." I tell him as he gets closer and I hear the other two boys laugh as they run off as I had been left on bed protecting duty for a few minutes as someone had tried to pull a big brain move which had failed miserably. "Why didn't you fall?" I ask him and his character stops in front of mine to we are staring at each other's while I am looking down at his because I am so much more epic and totally not defending the bed.

"Because I'm just built different." Boomer tells me and I scoff a little as he laughs a little at his own response.

"Next time you bridge," I tell him and he goes to the shop to buy some things with the iron, gold, diamonds and emeralds he had probably collected while running around the map. "I will be fireballing you." I inform him calmly and his character turns towards me.

"Don't you fucking dare!" He shouts at me and a grin breaks across my face as I don't turn to face his character who is now facing me instead of the shop where he had been buying things.

"I'm going to and you can't stop me!" I tell him happily before taking off, deciding that he can take care of the bed and I can blame him if it gets destroyed while the other three of us went off to try and secure the win.