[ 002 - Frog Man ]
( Word Count - 1827 )
- Written on June 22nd 2021 -
• Unedited Because I'm Doing Hot Girl Shit •

Dee
@/MoonDemon
Who the fuck is @/BoomerNA and why is
he so dog water? Come get your simps bro,
they are fucking having a panic attack in my
chat and I have a newfound hatred for them.
18:32 PM • 2021-03-01 • Twitter for iPhone

@/User01
responding to @/MoonDemon
When Moon says she hates us-
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@/User02
Eh it happens daily. You get used to it.
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@/User03
It's toxic but you gotta love her
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@/User04
Facts tho-

@/BoomerNA
Responding to @/MoonDemon
What did I fucking do to you?!
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@/User05
And chaos starts just about now
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@/User06
Ma'am literally paused the stream
to come and respond to this man
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@/User07
Boomer did the same thing lmaooo
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@/MoonDemon
Sir- You infected my whole fucking
chat. I was going on about how my
beloved Bubbles died and then you
fucking come in here dick head
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@/BoomerNA
Who the fuck is Bubbles??!!

• Real Life •

"Bitches be acting like they don't know what I am on about." I scoff even though there is an amused grin growing across my face as I read his last response and throw my phone back down onto my desk. It's honestly amazing how much that phone has gone through and not cracked at all especially since I am very known for just throwing things over my shoulders during streams. "Disrespectful little shit." I laugh lightly, flying around the lobby and landing on a higher part of the map before going into third person so the people around me can take screenshots. I scoff as a DM comes through and type an answer before my Discord starts to ring.

"Hello!" I hear a voice greet me as I join a call and for a second I am slightly shocked. I had figured that this was a kid around Tommy's age or something but he definitely doesn't sound that young. He actually sounds older then me which isn't that rare and I glance over at my chat with my eyebrows raised and an amused grin growing across my face.

"Ah!" I shout as a greeting as I do for all of my friends because if you can't shout some sort of gibberish at someone, are they really someone you want to hang around? No, the answer is no. I only speak gibberish, screw English and other languages. Gibberish is the way to go. I'll have to tweet that out later, I make a mental note of that because I am just so wise and old.

"Ah!" He shouts back and I grin, slightly amused at the way he had responded. Most strangers just ask if something happened and usually if I am ok at the inhuman noise which I greet them with.

"You good bro?" I ask with a mocking caring tone, acting like I hadn't started the shouting which I clearly had. I look over with a small grin across my face as my chat continues to speed by faster and I stretch slightly because I'll most likely keep this stream going for another hour or two.

"You good bro?" He repeats back and I roll my eyes. My eyes scan over the same handful of messages which are being said in the chat as they all wanted to talk about how BoomerNA and I were interacting. I guess this was a thing that they have been wanting for a while now.

"Ask my chat who are dying!" I shout at him because this is his fault for coming into my bed wars lobby and distracting my chat from my amazing win against him. I don't get the big idea but get it, I guess.

"Hah!" He laughs and I give my chat a look with a childish grin followed by me sticking my tongue out at them. "Mine are doing the same thing!" He informs me and I scoff, although the grin stays across my face because I have no idea what they might be spamming about.

"My chat is much more superior," I laugh a little and my chat seems to cheer a little at how I had complimented them for the first time in the longest time. As much as I love them, we have a sort of love hate relationship because they can be weird at times as much but I also want to drop kick them at times. I mean, come on, hitting on the fucking dragon from How To Train A Dragon in my chat. They are some weird and strange people but I have stopped questioning them as that just leads to more things I would rather not know because last time I did that lead to them going on about which fictional characters were attractive. Like dude, come on my guys.

"I thought you just fucking said you hated your chat woman!" Boomer shouts back at me and I laugh a little, watching as the chat spams a few of the emotes which I had commissioned not too long ago. There weren't many but it was enough for all of the fifty thousand people who usually turned into my stream.

"Of course I do!" I tell Boomer and the chat starts to complain about how Boomer had ruined the small amount of love I had given them seconds before. "Shit, now you've made them cry! You asshole!" I shout at him, trying to keep myself from laughing as this is obviously something to be very angry about and I hear a laugh come from his side of the call. "Don't fucking laugh at them! They are sensitive you asshole!"

"You make absolutely no sense!" He informs me of what I already knew but I gasp dramatically, looking at my chat and shaking my head as I try to hide the grin which was growing with every second I talk to this dick head who clearly has the same sense of humor as I do.

"Fuck you!" I shout loudly.

"Fuck you too!" He shouts louder.

"Frog man." I scoff with a small roll of my eyes and bring my hand to the bridge of my nose to try and keep myself from laughing at how this interaction is going. And at the fact that my chat, and I assume that his as well, is eating it up so well. Maybe this guy is good for clout.

"Moon woman!" He shoots back and I laugh.

"At least the fucking moon is cool." I tell him, shaking my head slightly because frogs have absolutely nothing on the whole ass moon.

"Don't fucking come at frogs like that woman!" He says defensively but the amusement in his tone gives it away and I can't help myself as I laugh a little. I join another bed wars lobby, not wanting to drop in viewers even though my numbers were quickly climbing, almost reaching seventy thousand at simply shouting with this person. People are weird.

"One v one me bro." I say moving my mic closer to me to make myself sound louder, at the same time buying wool so I can start messing around in the lobby. I swear to god if I lose the match because of this man I will literally end the world by throwing the moon at BoomerNA. I don't care who else gets hurt in the process but I very much enjoy my win streak that I have going as it is a pretty nice flex on the other people I talk to online.

"I will." Boomer says loudly and I grin.

"Oh wait," I say as I bridge to middle, seeing that someone is running towards me. I roll my eyes and with a couple of hits, watch as they fall into the void and the diamonds which they had collected appear in my inventory. "You already did and fucking lost!" I recall the events which happened not even twenty minutes ago because I swear to god if this man doesn't remember that then he has memory loss or some shit like that.

"Hey!" He shouts defensively as I make my way back to my base to buy some better things so I can easily win this match. "That wasn't even my fault!" Boomer argued and I mock him to my chat and see them sending more emotes which also include some of what I assume to be Boomer's frog emotes.

"Bruv," I scoff amused at how he was keeping this going and I assume that his numbers were climbing just as quickly as mine were. There was almost no chance that they were staying on just my stream, they were probably also having one of our streams running on mute in a background tab. "I wasn't even trying!" I tell him, killing someone who had tried to rush me while I was buying stuff at my base.

"Neither was I!" He argues and I roll my eyes.

"I'm leaving." I tell him, adding another layer of wool onto my bed which wasn't protected very well. I usually lost my bed early on in the games as I didn't feel the need to protect it that much, I just needed to get to other peoples beds and kill them first. It was really easy. I as someone falls into the void, laughing a little as they try to get back up using an ender pearl but missing completely. My chat starts to tell me how weird it is that I'm not laughing at the person but I wave them off as I am busy bullying Boomer.

"I'm doing hot girl shit!" He shouts as I destroy another bed and I scoff.

"Well," I tell him, knocking the last person off of the edge which was rather hard as they were one of those people who bought a knock back stick. I hated those types of people but play the game how you want to play the game I guess fucking grandma. "Go do your hot girl shit over there." I tell him as I win the match with a grin growing across my face as I start to fly around the now empty map.

"Wow," Boomer says dramatically.

"Bye frog man!" I say as I leave the call which we had been in and look at my chat as I leave the lobby as well. My eyes move to my face cam and I roll my eyes as they start to spam about me leaving Boomer, my older chat telling the new people that I was just built different and was never nice to anyone. "What a fucking weirdo." I tell them with a small scoff even though there is still a grin plastered across my face as I looked back at the interaction and thought about how good of a video it would make for YouTube.