I ran out of ideas and idk how to end this so shall this be a jailbreak oneshot? Mhm yes, IF IM SUFFERING IM TAKING YOU WITH ME-

I was gonna name the title a rizz I made up but it's too long.. here's the rizz:

Are you a pig because I love bacon 🥓💖

(Kms)

(No I don't ship anything but cannon because I don't wanna get cancelled<3)

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Kreek's POV:

I smiled at my phone as TanqR kept spamming, "IM NOT A NOOB AT DOORS!" It was somewhat funny to see him angry for once. I was at the RB Battles lobby because Russo said that he invited the 4 finalists including myself to have a talk about if we should do the fight tomorrow or next week as I also suggested a Pinkleaf Vs Tanqr.

I was waiting there until I noticed a familiar hooded figure enter the room.

"What's up noobie" I teased.

"Ey mate, I just started, weren't you a beginner before?"

"Listen here British boy, when I played it for the first time i didn't die to Rush." I explained as TanqR just scoffed.

We both heard the door open and some footsteps enter the room. We both turned around in sync as we watched Ibella and Pinkleaf approach us.

"HI GUYS, IT'S BEEN AWILE!!!" Ibella yelled with enthusiasm. Pinkleaf just waved a 'hello' at the both of us.

We all talked for awile until we noticed the judges enter. We all greeted them as we let the meeting begin.

1 hour has passed and everyone had to go. Everyone left besides me, Russo and Tanqr.

"Kreek, before you go there's someone waiting for you, that's all I had to say, I'll leave you two lovebirds be~" Russo teased as he left the room.

Me and Tanqr were left confused and concerned. That mf better be joking istg.

"Kreek relax, I think he's joking -"

"IM NOT MAD!" I interrupted.

Tanqr sighed as he didn't believe me and looked so done with me. "Suit yourself" he replied.

Tanqr then just pat my back and started whispering, "poor lil Kreeky so mad".

"EXCUSE ME!? YOU'RE SO DONE!" I yelled as I tackled Tanqr onto the floor as he just defended himself from me. Tanqr pushed me off as if I was nothing and just hugged me, whispering for me to calm down. I refused to be calm. Tanqr then just lifted me up and just dropped me on the couch and walked towards the door. He turned around and spoke.

"Apologies but I think you should calm your head for a second, don't worry I was kidding, anyways I really have to go, catch ya in a bit". And then he walked away, all I did was yell a goodbye and just laid on the couch, gazing at the ceiling.

My mind went blank as my head started to calm down, that's when it hit me. Didn't Russo say someone was waiting for me. I quickly sat up and jumped up from the couch and sprinted out the door. I kept running until I saw a familiar bacon hair down the hallway.

"THERE YOU ARE, DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG I WAS WAITING FOR!?" User complained.

"Wait User? Why are you here? Why were you waiting for me? Are you the one Russo said-"

"Yes I was waiting ever since you came here, I didn't know when you'd finish so I thought I'd be early, I was just relaxing in one of the other rooms but it's been an hour and I heard everyone leave so I thought I'd stand here and wait. Also I just saw Tanqr leave late, what happened?" User interrupted, filling me with many questions in my brain.

"Oh we were just chatting!"

"You mean arguing?" User corrected.

"You could say that... Anyway what did you need to tell me?" I questioned.

"Kreek... Did you...did you quit.. and are you considering replacing me?" User asked, looking a bit upset.

"NO OF COURSE NOT! I never quit jailbreak I was just focused on other stuff... And no I would never replace you!" I explained.

"Then.. why do you always talk about Tanqr. Everywhere we go, no matter what you and Tanqr are always talking, near eachother and all... I thought we were rivals.. I thought we were best friends.. you barely chat to me anymore... I-"

I interrupted User by embracing him in a tight, warm hug. He was quite shorter than me so I was leaning in to hug him. He stopped talking and cried in my arms as he hugged me back too.

"User.. no matter who I talk with, no matter how many rivals and friends I have... You're always going to be number one. You'll always be special to me and you know that. The 6 years we've spent together were amazing and nothing can compare to those days. I've known to more than anyone and we both relate to eachother. I'll never ever replace you.. or forget you... because User.." I paused, I was quite hesitant if I should tell User the truth. Should I really tell him why I care for him the most? Should I tell him that.. he's more than just a best friend? After Kayla died in a car crash I was devastated and depressed for awile. I was in fear to love again and I didn't want to live anyone like I loved Kayla... I thought I would never love anyone like how I loved her... Until User. When I was struggling and desperate for help, User was always by my side, there to comfort me and heal my broken heart. When no one was there he lightened my world.. just like she did. He filled my world with Happiness again and that's when I realised... He was just like her. Despite them having similarities, I began being more close with User because he was my best friend and so much like a brother. But the more we hung out, the more I realized I was developing feelings for him. My heart was pounding fast as I felt my face heat up as sweat ran down my face and skin.

"User... I- I love you"

Word count: 1092

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(I hate myself Why'd I put so much effort in this wtf, why do I keep writing these weird hideous oneshots 💀💀💀 my goofy ahh, NAH HOW'D THIS GOOFY AH JOKE STORIES ESCALATE TO THIS!? SEND HELP I KEEP CRINGING WHILE TYPING UGH)