Today my cat was put on trail for attempted murder of Painted Lady Butterfly. He won the case, but only by a little. How it went was simple. He was protecting territory, otherwise known as 'private property.' The butterfly also got off with no charge for a false trail, as it had minor injures. The cat, Walter, being generous, donated $1,000 to healing the wounds of the Painted Lady Butterfly. All was forgiven, and a little bit, forgotten, as we are talking about an insect and a cat..