Me: *stumbles up steps onto the podium with ragged clothes, leaves in hair and panting from running so fast*

Person in crowd: The hell woman, you're like five hours late! We've been expecting you. *scowls dissaprovingly*

Me: Well then... I was going to o apologise but since you just became an evil James Bond character I'm not ev n going to bother, do you bring a cat to stroke and a swivelling chair too to complete the look?

*silence echoes around the hall*

Me: That's what I thought. *clears throat* now I'm sorry for being late b-

Person in crowd: But you just said you weren't s-

Me: Shut up. Now, as I was saying before I was rudely interrupted *glares at said person* I'm sorry for being late but I saw Brendon Urie and chased him for a couple of blocks for a couple of hours whilst he ran away screaming. "If you love me let me GOOOOOOOO!" And I'm just like, not a chance buddy.

*more silence except for one lady who is calling up the mental hospital*

Me: But now I'm here. A few people asked how I did my covers so I decided to be a nice person and fulfill those people's wishes. I hope this helps anyone who needs it and I'm honestly just glad I can help. So in the spirit of Moana. "What can I say except you're welcome?" My cover shop is always open if you need one but just remember this: Graphic Design is about experimenting and experimenting takes time. So don't you dare give up on me y'all! This meaning that don't just turn to my cover shop or any cover shop just because you feel you can't do justice to it yourself. But if you've tried then no one can stop you, not even a giant SWAT team. So yeah, I hope this helps.

Person in crowd: How inspirational, you do realise that this is your back garden and your standing on a flower pot right?

Person in non existent crowd = my mum