{Germany}

- You were in your room, on your iPad or something watching vines

- one had caught your eye, making you laugh

- You also heard Germany on the phone with someone

- Thinking of your evil plan you started walking into his room 

- "Yeah I just sent the file over to you, I'll call you back soon." He placed his phone down and looked up at you 

- "What the fuck is up Germany, no dude what did you say dude? Step the FUcK Kay." Soon after you burst out laughing seeing Germany shit less face

"watch your language, y/n" he scolded as he sent something on his computer 

"fick dich auch deutschland"  (fuck you too germany) you smugly said

- Nazi over heard and yelled "ist es das, was ich denke, du hast gesagt, y/n?"  (Is that what I think you said, y/n?) 

 - It was at this moment, y/n fucked up

{Russia}

- You were in the kitchen, making vegetable soup (oh noes the cooking senario)

- You were right now cutting up the carrots and other things such as potato's

-  From a far Russia was in the living room, searching through his social media

- He was hanging out with America 

- "Hey dude where's your sibling is they dead or something?" He asked, looking around the living room

- "In the kitchen making vegetable soup, why?" Russia replied to his friends question, raising a eyebrow 

- America gave Russia a grin "Dude, i dare you to slap cam them." 

- Thinking for a moment, Russia turned the camera on his phone and got up

- He neared you, Thinking it would be the best thing he done this week

-One thing he didn't know was that you had heard the whole thing

- So as soon as he was one foot near you grabbed the knife you were using for cutting the vegetables

 - "Bitch I hope the fUCk yOu dO yOull bE a DeD sON oF a bItcH I'll tEll You dAT" And you were left to carry on your soup and a dissatisfied Russia and a wheezing America laughing his ass off

{Britain}

- You and Britain were sitting in the car, wanting to drive to the shops science you lived quite far from them

- And living in Britain, it was one of the worst country's to have traffic

- sighing, you started to FaceTime your friend

- After a minute of waiting they picked up " Hey y/n, whats up."  She asked

- irritated you said " Oh yea me and Brit wanted to go to the shops." You turned your camera to face to traffic you were dealing "tWO FuCKINg wEeKS aGO."

- Your friend started laughing " Is that a arthur british vine reference or did you actually wait two weeks in traffic to say that" they said through laughter and wheezing 

- You shrugged "Might of done both." You smiled 

" watch the way you speak y/n, it's extremely inappropriate." Britain scolded as he sat there waiting to move his car for fucking once

{America}

-This was when you were 7

-You were playing with your toys in your room, trying to mind your own business 

-But that doesn't happen in America's house

-He burst through your door with a cooking knife yelling "You ready to FuCKiNg diE?"

- You backed up a little " YeA IMmA bAD biTCh YOu  CAnT kILL me." You overconfidently repiled to your older brother 

- The whole room went silent for 5 seconds before being over filled with laughter 

{Canada}

- Still when you were 7

- You and Canada were at the park, you climbing the little monkey bars

- Once you had crossed the monkey bars, there was a sign named 'Uranus'

- You being the curious little potato you were called Canada

"Big bro!" You called to Canada , catching the said countries attention

- Getting up from the bench he sat at and coming over to you he asked "what is it y/n?"

- You pointed to the sign " What's that?"

- Canada looked at the sign with the circle above it "That's Uranus y/n." He repiled

"Canada where's my anus?" You asked, startling Canada 

- Picking you up from the set level of the kids play he put you somewhere else from the sign, internally screaming 

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