So I have been getting in trouble by my P.E. teacher for not wearing my tennis shoes.

Me: I can't, They are covered in mud and cow poop.

Teacher: I don't care, I'm droping your grade until you come wearing your tennis shoes.

Me: *glares at teacher.*

She had it coming for her, next day I wore my dirty shoes and tracked poo all through her precious gym. You're welcome Mrs. K. I'm pretty sure I will have a permenant D in that class.