May be slightly inappropriate.

Four boys from our church came over because my mom was trying to fix our bull, but could only get one side done. This poor bull calf was walking around for about three weeks with only half his "balls". We called him Uniball.... so anyway, these boys took him down and cut the rest off and my dad put it in a ziplock, the boys took it home, cooked it up and sent us a video if them gagging while trying to swallow it... My life is so odd sometimes.