Walked into new feed store. Had Chickens and a brand new employee.

Me: Awe, Pretty girls. *Gesturing to the hens.*

Employee: Would you like to hold her? *He holds out chicken to me.*

Me: *Takes chicken.*

Employee: Now, make sure to hold her wings and don't hurt her.

Me: *Gives employee a knowing glare.*

Yup, I'm pretty sure I scare people... But I don't think he remembered I had just bought five bags of chicken scratch...And He didn't think I knew not to hurt the chicken?