Author's Note: I wrote this for my friend who speaks a little bit of French (translations will be below). The title means 'me too', and I chose it solely for the reason that my friend thought it meant 'I am Australian' and we still find it hilarious to this day. I hope someone understands the Les Mis meme...
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Tu es mon amie
Mais aussi ma sœur
I swear not to kill you
For now, rest assured

J'aime ton sourire
J'aime ta mère
I deal with you even though
You make fun of my hair

Tu es très petite
Mais ton cœur est gros
Like accumulated depreciation
May our friendship grow

J'aime cette poème
I hope you like it too
Not sure you'll understand it
But at least you'll get bisous!
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Translations:

Tu es mon amie: You are my friend
Mais aussi ma sœur: But also my sister

J'aime ton sourire: I like your smile
J'aime ta mère: I like your mother

Tu es très petite: You're very short
Mais ton cœur est gros: But your heart is big

J'aime cette poème: I like this poem
Bisous: Kisses