Oh, how I wish
That Mom would cook
Instead she lies down
Not sparing a look

Oh, how I wish
That Mom would clean
She's always away
Never to be seen

Oh, how I wish
That Mom would work
She doesn't pay bills
What a jerk!

Oh, how I wish
That Mom would buy
She never gets groceries
And leaves me to cry

Oh, how I wish
That Mom would walk
She's incredibly lazy
She won't even talk!

Oh, how I wish
That Mom would decide
Must be hard to write a will
When she's already freeze-dried