Ok so this is one huge joke/idea I got one day at lunch when my friend and I started talking about Voltron ships (Klance, Shiro x Allura, etc) when she said

"yeah and Coran?"

And I said "coran x coran. Imagine Coran succing his own dicc."

And we died laughing

So this is a huge joke. Like Minecraft fanfic. It's ironic.