i have no idea why, but my friend has the weirdest stuff ever but its still funny af 

like 

i know my humor is dumb and stuff but like

"I can't get the math book, my tailbone paralysis (he doesn't have it) is preventing me from walking"

I'M SORRY MY BRAIN JUST DIES WHENEVER IT HEARS THIS 
OK FINE MAYBE I AM A LITTLE OVER INSANE