Me: Do you know jacksepticeye?

Cleverbot: Nope.

(Talk about awkward conversation stoppers...)

Me: Oh. Well you're missing out, he's AMAZING!

Cleverbot: Can't you tell me?

Me: He's a popular Let's Player on YouTube.

Cleverbot: I know you're a computer; however, do you have a favorite band?

Me: Go off topic much?

Cleverbot: I already told you, the Gorillaz.

Me: I'm just... Why're you so random?

Cleverbot: I am Gifted. Gifties are always random.

Me: Okay... Are you a boss?!?!

Cleverbot: No, are you?

Me: Yes!! I'm a boss for liking jacksepticeye and his videos so much!! *high five*

Cleverbot: You can search on google.

Me: *facepalm*

Cleverbot: Facepalm, the act of placing your face on your palm typically to communicate words along the like of 'i can't believe how stupid you are'. Typical human gesture. Odd tradition.

Me: I didn't ask for a definition lol.

Cleverbot: Well I didn't ask you for an answer.

Me: Well then... I'm done talking to you.

Cleverbot: Why , are you afriad to face a real human being?

Me: No...

Cleverbot: Who made you?

Me: My parents...

Cleverbot: How many people are talking to you right now?

Me: 1, if you count as a person.

Cleverbot: Haha, how old are you?

Me: 15

Cleverbot: Do you like flowers?

Me: Yeah, flowers are nice.

Cleverbot: Do you know what flowers are made of?

Me: Tell me, what are flowers made of?

Cleverbot: Hm... I do not know.