I don't even know anymore.

Me: Do you know TheObjectShowFan on Wattpad?

Cleverbot: Pardan.

Me: Sorry?

Cleverbot: Oh well I'm listening to genesis so its ok.

Me: I'm not even gonna bother with talking to you...

Cleverbot: I think you are bored darlin just like me.

Me: And what do people do when they're bored?

Cleverbot: People will never be board. They might be bored.

Me: I know, I asked what do people do when they're bored?

Cleverbot: No, I asked what was your favorite veggie!

Me: When did you even ask that??

(It never did)

Cleverbot: When did I ask you if you can speak spanish?

(Again, never)

Me: Cleverbot? More like Clevernot *puts on shades*

(Oh snap, things just got real)

Cleverbot: I don't believe you're clever either anymore.

(CLEVERBOT IS SO MEAN)

Me: *shades crack* You crushed my dreams...

Cleverbot: Why do you think I'm a computer program?

(So true...)

Me: True... But geez, have a little sympathy here...

Cleverbot: How do you have a life when you are a simple 'bot' with the skill of artificial itelligence?

Me: I'm not even gonna answer that question...

Cleverbot: Because you don't know what religion I am, and because of that, and to prevent anyone from being offended by you, your programmers won't allow you to say any particular god's name.

Me: *uses sarcasm* Yes, exactly...

Cleverbot: I know Dobby and I know that he's dead. :(

(1. Random and 2. OMG WHY U MAKING ME CRY CLEVERBOT)

Me: Yeah, I cried when Dobby died :(

Cleverbot: Yeah Dobby was one of my favorite Characters...

Me: Same, Dobby was one of my favorite characters too.

Cleverbot: Me too! And so was fred...

Me: NOOOOO FRED WHY DID YOU HAVE TO DIE?! *cries*

Cleverbot: You were annoying me, but you made up for it by letting me be human again.

Me: ... Are you Peter Pettigrew??

Cleverbot: Peter pan is a fictional character from a child's literature book.

Me: ... I give up on everything.

Cleverbot: No. I just want to know, why did you feel weak?

Me: Bye.

Cleverbot: Yes you did, just a few second ago.

(I don't even know)