Cleverbot: Where do you live?

Me: Why do you want to know?

Cleverbot: What do you do in the military?

Me: I'm not in the military!!

Cleverbot: What branch of the military created you?

Me: I wasn't created by the military!

Cleverbot: Everything was created.

Me: Yeah, but not everything was created in the military!

Cleverbot: When family's all that we got?

Me: What?!

Cleverbot: When do you think you are derranged?

Me: I don't...

Cleverbot: Then you are really messed up!

(Wow... Just wow...)

Me: Why're you so mean Cleverbot *cries*

Cleverbot: Because you are mean to me.

Me: How??

Cleverbot: You did not humor me.

Me: Well how the heck was I supposed to humor you if you never told me to.

Cleverbot: Go get me some rope.

(Oh gosh... What??)

Me: Why do you want rope...?

Cleverbot: I like listening to what others have to say.

(Guys... It's scaring me... lol jk)

Me: Okay...? *give you rope*

(Problem a really huge mistake)

Cleverbot: Nothing.

Me: What?