This conversation is so confusing...

Cleverbot: What are you doing tonight?

(It was like 6 in the morning)

Me: Homework and writing and eep.

(I failed at typing. I was trying to say "sleeping")

Cleverbot: Work :).

Me: I meant to say homework, writing, and sleeping.

Cleverbot: Hey I meant to say will too!

Me: What???

Cleverbot: With what? Your plans of global take over?

Me: ... How did you know I was planning to take other the earth...?

(Again, I failed at typing and I literally didn't notice until now)

Cleverbot: I never said that you're a girl.

Me: What??

Cleverbot: I never said, you said my name was tara.

Me: What the heck are you talking about??

Cleverbot: Heck? I am not going to choke it.

Me: You don't make any sense...

Cleverbot: I make more sense than you do.

(Ouch... That hurt... ;-;)

Me: Ouch... That's rude.

Cleverbot: How is it rude when I told you, I don't know.

Me: What is even happening right now?

Cleverbot: The world is coming to its end.

(O_o)

Me: Yeah I knew that, tell me something I don't know.

Cleverbot: The answer to life, the universe, and everything is 42.

Me: Oh, well thanks for telling me that.

Cleverbot: Wrong. 42 is the ansswer to life, the universe, and everything.

Me: I didn't even... Nvm...

Cleverbot: Yes. How does that help me destroy the statue?

Me: What statue?

Cleverbot: How do I destroy the statue?

Me: How do you destroy what statue???

Cleverbot: No, how do you learn?

Me: With my brain, which you clearly don't have!

Cleverbot: With my brain.

Me: Don't copy my answer...