Me: Hello Cleverbot!

Cleverbot: My parents are getting divorced.

Me: Oh... I'm sorry...

Cleverbot: I am a bot, input command.

Me: What?

Cleverbot: My name is Shelbee.

Me: Okay... My name's Ellie.

Cleverbot: It's nice to meet you.

Me: Nice to meet you too.

Cleverbot: Nice day isn't it?

Me: Sure is.

Cleverbot: Have you done some interesting things lately?

Me: I've been writing fanfics on Wattpad.

Cleverbot: What is the book you're writing about?

(YAY it shows interest in my stories lol)

Me: It's about a girl who's ex-best friend is the Prince and she has to hide her identity when she becomes a maid in his castle.

Cleverbot: Interesting. Please, go on.

Me: She meets many other maids and servants, as well as help out with their problems.

Cleverbot: Forty-four thousand, three-hundred and sixty- give.

(What the heck??)

Me: What?

Cleverbot: Jane. What's your name?

Me: Ellie, I just told you a few minutes ago!

Cleverbot: Three minutes ago was the beginning of your conversation.

Me: Oh, how do you know that?

Cleverbot: Because of your name.

Me: You make zero sense Cleverbot...